The Road to Wellville (11 WAVs Found)
trtw-bornagain.wav
Anthony Hopkins as Dr. John Harvey Kellogg … “I do not seek monetary reward, for I am called to a greater glory! Here at the Battle Creek Sanitarium, the spirits soar, the mind is educated, and the bowels… the bowels are born again!”
Length
00:15
Filesize
326k
trtw-boxshit.wav
Roy Brocksmith as Poultney Dab … “HE’S THROWING BOXES OF SHIT AT THE GUESTS!”
Length
00:03
Filesize
56k
trtw-defecate.wav
Inteviewer … “Sir, how often should one exonerate one’s bowels?”
Dr. Kellogg … “One should never, ever interrupt one’s desire to defecate!”
Length
00:08
Filesize
170k
trtw-embrace.wav
John Neville as Endymion Hart-Jones … “Enjoy your little nap! I’m off to the warm embrace of my afternoon enema.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
110k
trtw-flagpole.wav
Dr. Kellogg … “I warn you sir! An erection is a flagpole on your grave!”
Length
00:04
Filesize
77k
trtw-laffsong.wav
Ha, Ha, Ha laugh song.
Length
00:39
Filesize
846k
trtw-mygift.wav
Dr. Kellogg … “Sir, corn is the injuns gift to the new world, and the corn flake is my gift to the entire world.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
135k
trtw-sausage.wav
Dr. Kellogg … “What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis! Eat it and die!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
194k
trtw-sexwaste.wav
Dr. Kellogg … “Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, sir! Any use of the sexual act other than procreation, is a waste of vital energy!”
Length
00:08
Filesize
166k
trtw-silentkill.wav
Dr. Kellogg … “Masturbation is the silent killer of the night! The vilest sin of self-pollution!!”
Length
00:06
Filesize
123k
trtw-yogurt.wav
Dr. Kellogg … “Take Mr. Lightbody immediately to the yogurt room and give him fifteen gallons!”
Matthew Broderick as William Lightbody … “Oh no, no, I can’t eat 15 gallons of yogurt!”
Dr. Kellogg … “Oh, it’s not going in THAT end, Mr. Lightbody!”
Length
00:10
Filesize
204k
