The Princess Bride (30 WAVs Found)

pb-1year.wav
Christopher Guest as Count Rugen … “I’ve just sucked one year of your life away.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
7k

pb-aintf.wav
Peter Falk as Grandpa … “Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written?”

Length
00:03
Filesize
8k

pb-alded.wav
Billy Crystal as Miracle Max … “All dead, well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing that you can do.”
Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya … “What’s that?”
Miracle Max … “Go through his clothes and look for loose change.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
24k

pb-blood.wav
Inigo … “Don’t bother me with trifles. After twenty years, at last my father’s soul will be at peace. There will be blood tonight!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
18k

pb-cliff.wav
Wallace Shawn as Vizzini … “See! The Cliffs of Insanity!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
18k

pb-death.wav
Vizzini … “I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha, ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’, but only slightly less well known is this: ‘never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line’. Ha ha ha!!”

Length
00:19
Filesize
56k

pb-dissa.wav
Inigo … “Who are you?”
Cary Elwes as Westley … “No one of consequence.”
Inigo … “I must know.”
Westley … “Get used to disappointment.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
15k

pb-dream.wav
Westley … “I don’t envy you the headache you’ll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
19k

pb-eels.wav

Vizzini … “Do you know what that sound is, highness? Those are the shrieking eels. If you don’t believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they’re about to feed on human flesh!”

Length
00:23
Filesize
67k

pb-fence.wav
Inigo … “When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
17k

pb-havfn.wav
Carol Kane as Valerie … “Bye bye boys!”
Miracle Max … “Have fun storming the castle!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
10k

pb-incon.wav
Vizzini … “Inconcievable!”

Length
00:02
Filesize
5k

pb-inigo.wav
Inigo … “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

Length
00:07
Filesize
20k

pb-kill.wav
Andr?he Giant as Fezzik … “I just don’t think it’s right, killing innocent girls.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
8k

pb-kilmy.wav
Willoughby Gray as The King … “What was that for?”
Robin Wright as Princess Buttercup … “Because you’ve always been so kind to me, and I won’t be seeing you again since I”m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.”
The King … “Won’t that be nice, eh?”

Length
00:13
Filesize
39k

pb-lifis.wav
Westley … “Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
11k

pb-mirac.wav
Inigo … “We need a miracle, it’s very important.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
7k

pb-nofai.wav
Fred Savage as The Grandson (Kevin) … “It wouldn’t be fair!”

Length
00:01
Filesize
3k

pb-notal.wav
Grandpa … “Life isn’t always fair.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
4k

pb-quirk.wav
Westley … “I myself am often surprised at life’s little quirks.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
7k

pb-right.wav
Inigo … “I’ll do him with my left hand.”
Vizzini … “You know what a hurry we’re in.”
Inigo … “Well, it’s the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right, it’s over too quickly.”
Vizzini … “Oh, have it your way.”