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Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail (18 WAVs Found)


mphg-andnow.wav
??? … “And now for something completely different.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
12k

mphg-argh.wav
??? … “Argh ah ah.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
26k

mphg-bastards.wav
??? … “You bastards. You vicious heartless bastards!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
61k

mphg-blackknight.wav
Black Knight … “I’ll do you for that”
Arthur … “You’ll what?”
Black Knight … “Come here.”
Arthur … “What are you gonna do bleed on me?”
Black Knight … “I’m invincible.”
Arthur … “You’re a loony.”
Black Knight … “The Black Knight’s always triumphs.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
121k

mphg-blackknight2.wav
Arthur … “Look you you stupid bastard you got no arms left”
Black Knight … “Yes I have.”
Arthur … “Look.”
Black Knight … “Just a flesh wound.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
62k

mphg-ecky.wav
??? … “Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Ecky….”

Length
00:04
Filesize
82k

mphg-facade.wav
??? … “Stop this, stop this hideous facade.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
113k

mphg-flesh.wav
Black Knight … “Just a flesh wound.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
13k

mphg-goaway.wav
??? … “Well now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

mphg-hello.wav
??? … “Hello.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
48k

mphg-knights.wav
??? … “We are the knights who say ‘ni!’.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
36k

mphg-message.wav
??? … “Message for ya.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
44k

mphg-monks.wav
(monk religious chant)

Length
00:12
Filesize
124k

mphg-ni.wav
??? … “Ni!”

Length
00:00
Filesize
2k

mphg-niagain.wav
??? … “We shall play Ni again to you if you do not appease her.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
100k

mphg-rocknote.wav
??? … “Rick Stardust lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket as had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour in Finland.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
77k

mphg-sorry.wav
??? … {farting noise}: “– sorry.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
65k

mphg-witches.wav
??? … “What do you do with witches?”
Crowd … “BURN BURN, BURN THEM”
??? … “And What do you burn apart from witches?”
Crowd … “MORE WITCHES”
??? … “Why do witches burn?”
Crowd … “Because they are made of .. wood?”
??? … “Good.”

Length
00:19
Filesize
132k

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