Major League 2 (20 WAVs Found)
ml2-bathing.wav
Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle … ” Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We’re told he matured a lot over the winter… apparently he’s bathing now. Congratulations, Rick! As you know Monty, Vaughn’s been working on a couple of new pitches. The eliminator and the humiliator to compliment his fastball, the terminator.”
Skip Griparis as Monte … “I heard that.”
Harry Doyle … “Dynamite drop-in Monty! That broadcast school has really paid off.”
Length
00:21
Filesize
224k
ml2-born.wav
Corbin Bernsen as Roger Dorn … “Did you ever get that feeling that you were just born for greatness?”
Length
00:03
Filesize
34k
ml2-fighting.wav
Harry Doyle … “My God! Good news, fans! The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks! As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn. And why not? Everybody else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses! I don’t know, Monty, it looks like Vaughn’s carrying his left a little low… this could hurt him in the later rounds.”
Length
00:28
Filesize
297k
ml2-focus.wav
Steve Yeager (II) as Coach “Duke” Temple … “This team has completely lost its focus.”
Dorn … “Do you think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?”
Coach … “Aaawww….”
Length
00:11
Filesize
119k
ml2-freclear.wav
Tom Berenger as Jake Taylor … “You okay, Pedro?”
Dennis Haysbert as Pedro Cerrano … “Okay? I’m free and clear!”
Charlie Sheen as Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn … “Did he say free and queer?”
Cerrano … “CLEAR! Free of anger and hostility that run Cerrano’s life!”
Length
00:12
Filesize
129k
ml2-garbage.wav
Harry Doyle … “If that’s not Shaquille O’Neal in left, that baby’s out of here!”
Randy Quaid as Johnny … “YOU ROTTEN MOBS! YOU OVERPAID WEENIES! MILD THING! YOU MAKE MY BUTT STING! I DETEST YOU! YOU’RE ALL GARBAGE! ALL OF YOU! BACK UP THE TRUCK! BACK IT UP!”
Length
00:24
Filesize
255k
ml2-hibrnatr.wav
Harry Doyle … “That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater! Or it could have been the Hibernator. That baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it might be see-ya-later, he’s probably gonna become a spectator.”
Length
00:16
Filesize
176k
ml2-inthebag.wav
Randy Quaid as Johnny … “Alright! Break out the champagne! It’s in the bag! The fat lady has left the building!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
93k
ml2-japanse.wav
Keith & Kurk Uchima as Japanese grounds men … (Telling each other in Japanese that the Indians are “shitty” again)
Length
00:05
Filesize
59k
ml2-kamikaze.wav
Harry Doyle … “And so, Hiroshi “Kamikaze” Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan that’s actually better than catching the ball! Personally, I just think he’s trying to get out of the lineup.”
Length
00:15
Filesize
162k
ml2-loveuall.wav
Cerrano … “I LOVE YOU ALL!”
Length
00:03
Filesize
32k
ml2-masturbr.wav
David Keith as Jack Parkman … “What do you call that garbage?”
Vaughn … “That’s the eliminator.”
Parkman … “The eliminator…?”
Vaughn … “I got a new one I’ll show ya…you get a piece of it, I’ll let you name it.” (Vaughn pitches the ball and Parkman hits it out of the stadium.)
Parkman … “I’d call it the masturbator.”
Length
00:28
Filesize
296k
ml2-mindonbb.wav
Harry Doyle … “I don’t know how this guy keeps his mind on baseball with all the paternity suits and all.”
Skip Griparis as Monte … “I think those are parking tickets.”
Harry Doyle … “Yeah!”
Length
00:07
Filesize
75k
ml2-nomarble.wav
Takaaki Ishibashi as Isuro Tanaka … “You know… you have no… you have no… MARBLES!”
Cerrano … “Marbles?”
Tanaka … “MARBLES! YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!”
Length
00:17
Filesize
187k
ml2-oldtimer.wav
Dorn … “As general manager of this team, I demand to know when I’m getting a start!”
Taylor … “There’s an old timer game coming up soon.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
79k
ml2-pansy.wav
Harry Doyle … “Cerrano’s doing some interesting limbering up exercises in right… what a pansy!”
Length
00:06
Filesize
63k
ml2-problem.wav
Taylor … “What exactly is your problem?”
Length
00:02
Filesize
26k
ml2-stilldick.wav
Harry Doyle … “You know, I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A’s. It’s amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. He’s STILL a dick!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
97k
ml2-women.wav
Eric Bruskotter as Rube Baker … “Women… you can’t live without ’em, and they can’t pee standing up!”
Length
00:04
Filesize
45k
ml2-yellow.wav
Michelle Burke (I) as Nikki Reese … “That ball wouldn’t have made it out of a lot of parks.”
Vaughn … “Name one.”
Nikki … “Yellowstone?”
Length
00:07
Filesize
76k
