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National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation (17 WAVs Found)


vegasv-5dollars.wav
Chevy Chase as Clark Wilhelm Griswold, J5. … “What can I do with 5 dollars?”
Blackjack Dealer … “Gee, I don’t know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun? Hahaha!”

Length
00:08
Filesize
87k

vegasv-bilttown.wav
Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie … “People like you come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
39k

vegasv-blazin.wav
Cousin Eddie … “Oh, man, it is a-blazer out there! You’re lucky you’ve got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
72k

vegasv-blinded.wav
Marisol Nichols as Audrey Griswold … “Look at these people! Blinded by glitter and the almighty dollar.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

vegasv-feelluck.wav
Beverly D’Angelo as Ellen Griswold … “Feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?”

Length
00:02
Filesize
20k

vegasv-hesgood.wav
Cousin Eddie … “Aw, he’s gooooood!”

Length
00:02
Filesize
25k

Length
00:31
Filesize
338k

vegasv-joinclub.wav
Clark … “You know, honey…the guys at work tell me there’s a special club we can join, if we meet in the bathroom.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

vegasv-kicknuts.wav
Blackjack Dealer … “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts and we’ll call it a day!”

Length
00:07
Filesize
79k

vegasv-lookhome.wav
Cousin Eddie … “Aww, look who’s home! Heheh .. This one here’s my pride and joy!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
53k

vegasv-ohgod.wav
Cousin Eddie … “OH GOD! OH GOD! OH-HO MY GOD!!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
47k

vegasv-pierce.wav
Cousin Eddie … “I keep telling him he’s going to pierce himself shut one day, but what can you do? The boy likes eating through a straw!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
58k

vegasv-profesnal.wav
Clark … “Did you know that blackjack is the only game where a smart player has a mathematical advantage over the house?”
Corinna Harney as Girl at Blackjack Table … “Are you a professional?”
Clark … “Hmm? Nah, not really….Are you?”

Length
00:11
Filesize
120k

vegasv-radation.wav
Clark … “Eddie, don’t you worry about radiation?”
Cousin Eddie … “All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden’s spitting out 50 pound tomatoes!”

Length
00:08
Filesize
91k

vegasv-sparky.wav
Ellen … “Really, Sparky?”

Length
00:02
Filesize
18k

vegasv-think.wav
Clark … “I need to go someplace where a man can think.”
Cousin Eddie … “Oh, I-I wouldn’t do that here, Clark. The stalls are awfully dirty and they’re backed up all the time.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
92k

vegasv-yuban.wav
Cousin Eddie … “Oh yeah! Yuban coffee! You know, you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eatin’ right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
93k

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