afcw-apologize.wav
John Cleese as Archibald ‘Archie’ Leech … “Alright, alright I apologize. I’m really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basic in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.”

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00:30
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645k

afcw-asshole.wav
Kevin Kline as Otto West … “Asshole!”

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00:01
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28k

afcw-ate.wav
Otto … “I’m sorry I ate your fish, okay?”

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00:03
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67k

afcw-stupid.wav
Otto … “Don’t call me stupid.”

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00:01
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20k