ip-buford.wav
Robert Urick as Jason … “Buford?”
??? … “Yeah, I’ve just rebuilt him.”
Jason … “Ah, looks good.”
??? … “His motor system is .01 milliseconds faster than the finest omega built.”
Jason … “I don’t ah, mean anything by this, but is there any particuluar reason why he’s black?”
??? … “Sure, I wanted him to be perfect.”

Length
00:26
Filesize
283k

ip-disgusting.wav
Mary Crosby as Princess Karina … “What was that?!?!”
Jason … “Ah, it was..ah…a spa…hjfjd.”
Princess Karina … “A what!”
Jason … “Space herpe.”
Natalie Core as Nanny … “THAT’S DISGUSTING!”

Length
00:13
Filesize
138k

ip-happened.wav
Jason … “What happened to ‘we rape, we pillage’? Tell her highness, she just slept through the finest moment of her life.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
62k

ip-herpes.wav
Jason … “Did you see anything out there?”
John Matuszak as Killjoy … “No, what? What happened?”
Jason … “Ship just got herpes.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
119k

ip-pirates.wav
Jason … “Ah, congratulations ladies, you are now bonafide pirates.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
36k

ip-programs.wav
??? … “What’s going on?”
??? … “We got a bad program.”
??? … “We always have bad programs.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
50k

ip-save.wav
??? … “What are you doing here?”
Killjoy … “Just spreading the good word and trying to save my ass.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
53k