is-elvis.wav
??? … “Shot your TV out, huh man?”
??? … “Ha, Just like Elvis.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
32k

is-help.wav
Dennis Quaid as Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton … “You know what? We’re gonna need a lot more help…”

Length
00:03
Filesize
33k

is-malignancy.wav
Computer … “External malignancy detected!”

Length
00:02
Filesize
18k

is-money.wav
??? … “Frankly, I don’t give a shit- I’m only in this for the money.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
45k

is-pain.wav
??? … “In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
50k

is-party.wav
Tuck Pendleton … “When things are at their darkest, pal, it’s a brave man who can kick back and party.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

is-possessed.wav
??? … “I’m possessed!!!”

Length
00:01
Filesize
13k

is-spacedout.wav
Martin Short as Jack Putter … “Oh my god, he’s completely spaced out!!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
36k

is-talk.wav
??? … “Play with it, pal, but don’t talk to it.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
24k

is-userfriendly.wav
Tuck Pendleton … “Yeah, ain’t it great? I call it user friendly.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
41k