hg-alright.wav
Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore … “Alright, YEAH..” (clapping)

Length
00:05
Filesize
51k

hg-bleep.wav
Happy Gilmore … “What the BLEEP……”(continual bleeping)

Length
00:10
Filesize
107k

hg-bottle.wav
Happy Gilmore … “Oh, I’m just um looking for the other half of this bottle and I oh there’s some of it…there’s some it it there too.
??? … “Why don’t you just put it down?”
Happy Gilmore … “Yea I know.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
86k

hg-breakfast.wav
Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin … “You’re in big trouble, lil pal – I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!” 
Happy Gilmore … “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??” 
Shooter McGavin … “NO”

Length
00:09
Filesize
187k

hg-closer.wav
Happy Gilmore … “Applause — Somebody’s closer!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
57k

hg-clothes.wav
Happy Gilmore … “Hey if I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
86k

hg-clown.wav
Happy Gilmore … (clown laughter) “I hate that clown.” (Sounds of a ball rolling)
Happy Gilmore … “Yeah!!”(Sounds of the clown spitting out Happy’s Golf ball) 
Happy Gilmore … “You’re gonna die clown!!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
94k

hg-confusing.wav
Happy Gilmore … “You’re confusing me, just let me put the ball in the hole.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

hg-dance.wav
Kevin Nealon as Potter …”Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow, working it.” 

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

hg-gohome.wav
Happy Gilmore … “Son of a bitch ball! Why didn’t you just go home!! That’s your home!! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!! Suck my white ass ball!

Length
00:10
Filesize
110k

hg-jackass.wav
Joe Flaherty (I) as Jeering Fan … “You suck, ya jackass.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
29k

hg-learn.wav
Happy Gilmore … “I gotta learn how to play golf.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
16k

hg-mistake.wav
?? … “You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
33k

hg-par.wav
?? … “He’s got to save this one for par.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
21k

hg-price.wav
Happy Gilmore … “The price is wrong, Bitch.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
23k

hg-putt.wav
Happy Gilmore … “Ouuuu……Happy learned how to putt. Ut Oh!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
67k

hg-say.wav
Shooter McGavin …”Just stay out of my way. You’ll pay. Listen to what I say.”
Happy Gilmore … “How about I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay. I just may. What do ya say?”

Length
00:12
Filesize
134k

hg-sob.wav
Happy Gilmore … “Son of a bitch, ball.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
26k

hg-what.wav
Carl Weathers as Chubbs … “God Son, what the hell are you doing.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
20k