bts-class.wav
Rodney Dangerfield as Thornton Melon … “Why don’t you call me some time when you have no class.” 

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

bts-oldest.wav
Sally Kellerman as Dr. Diane Turner … “Who is that?”
Paxton Whitehead as Dr. Phillip Barbay … “The world’s oldest living Freshman, and the walking epitome of the decline of modern education.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
73k

bts-paper.wav
Keith Gordon as Jason Melon … “You got a major paper coming up on Kurt Vonnegut and you haven’t read any of the books.”
Thornton Melon … “I tried (someone knocking on door) I don’t understand a word of it” 
Jason Melon … “So how are you gonna write the paper then, huh?” Kurt Vonnegut Jr. as Himself … “Hi, I’m Kurt Vonnegut.” 

Length
00:16
Filesize
175k

bts-reality.wav
Jason Melon … “Why don’t you join me in a little reality break, ok?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
45k

bts-teacher.wav
Thornton Melon … “Good teacher, he really seems to care….about what I have no idea.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
72k