kp-bull.wav
Woody Harrelson as Roy Munson … “Hi, I hope you don’t mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one” 
Amish guy … “We don’t have a cow. We have a bull” 
Munson … “I’ll brush my teeth”

Length
00:17
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186k

kp-cloud.wav
Randy Quaid as Ishmael Boorg … “A huge cloud of shit. Wow! Gawd, I think I smell it. Come on, lets go.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
62k