ws-alcohol.wav
Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart … “Alright, remember. Alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals noboby likes you.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
62k

ws-boot.wav
Robbie … “Oh, I don’t think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

ws-dingdong.wav
Robbie … “Why would any girl ever marry me?”
Allen Covert as Sammy … “Marry you? I’m just trying to get someone to play with your ding dong.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
67k

ws-jinx.wav
Robbie … “Please get out of my Van Halen T-Shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
63k

ws-outburst.wav
Robbie … “Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you with my microphone wire. You understand me?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
57k

ws-pouting.wav
Matthew Glave as Glenn Gulia … “Are you gonna do the girl thing? Are you gonna act happy and you gonna be pouting on the inside?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

ws-reaping.wav
Jon Lovitz as Jimmie Moore … “He’s losing his mind and I’m reaping all the benefits.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
72k

ws-spreading.wav
Christina Pickles as Angie Sullivan … “You got to get married before your hips start spreading and you get facial hair.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
44k

ws-yesterday.wav
Robbie … “Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
60k