lbs-accident.wav
Bruce Willis as Joe Hallenbeck … “It was an accident right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick into my wife.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
68k

lbs-motto.wav
Damon Wayans as Jimmy Dix … “So, what else?”
Joe … “There’s not much more to tell than that. Water’s wet, the sky is blue and ol’ Satan Clause, Jimmy, he’s out there and he’s just getting stronger.”
Jimmy … “So, what do we do about that?”
Joe … “Be prepared, son, that’s my motto, be prepared.”

Length
00:17
Filesize
180k

lbs-nobody.wav
Jimmy … “Hi, you’re nobody!”
Joe … “Shhh….don’t tell anyone.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

lbs-screaming.wav
Halle Berry as Cory … “Go stick your head in that speaker and you’ll be screaming ‘play that funky music, white boy'”
Joe … “The screaming part I believe.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
91k