str-basictraining.wav
Harold Ramis as Russel Ziskey … “You’re gonna finish basic training.”
Bill Murray as John Winger … “Oh yeah?”
Russell … “You’re gonna keep your mouth shut.”
John … “Oh yeah?”
Russell … “And you’re gonna do everything He tells ya.”
John … “Oh yeah?”
Russell …: “And do you know why?”
John … “Why?”
Russell … “Because you talked me into this that’s why you idiot. It was your idea.”

Length
00:12
Filesize
127k

str-dogfaces.wav
John … “So we’re all dog-faces. We’re all very very different. But there is one thing that we all have in common – we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army!”

Length
00:11
Filesize
115k

str-francis.wav
George Jenesky as Psycho (as Conrad Dunn) … “Any of you guys, call me Francis, and I’ll kill ya.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

str-health.wav
John … “In the last two hours, I’ve lost my job, my apartment, my car and my girlfriend.”
Russell … “You still have your health.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
118k

str-homosexual.wav
Russell … “No, we aren’t homosexual, but we are willing to learn.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
32k

str-lightenup.wav
Warren Oates as Sergeant Hulka … “Lighten up, Francis.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
24k

str-serioussex.wav
Russell … “No no no, No questions please. We just want to go back to our hotel room and have some really serious sex.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
67k

str-stickit.wav
Sergeant … “So you better hit them bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
86k

str-teach.wav
Seargant … “Cause, I’m gonna teach every last one of ya: how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, shit–like a United States soldier!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
100k

str-touchme.wav
Psycho … “Now any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill ya.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
67k

str-workout.wav
Russell … “We work on it the rest of the night, we get it together. We can do this, right?”
John … “There’s no way in hell we can do it!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
64k