frrm-beverage.wav
Quentin Tarantino as Chester … “Drink up lad. What do you say?”
Tim Roth as Ted the bellhop … “Oh, thank you Sir!”
Chester … “No, not thank you, What do you say about the tasty beverage?”
Ted … “Ah, its very good.”
Chester … “Its fucking good, Ted! Lets try it again: So Ted, what do you think about this tasty beverage?”
Ted … “Its fucking good, Sir!” 
Chester … “Its fucking Cristal! Everything else is piss!”

Length
00:20
Filesize
210k

frrm-corkboy.wav
Bruce Willis as Leo … “Why don’t you guys shut the fuck up?”
Black Guy … “Shut the fuck up bitch!”
Jennifer Beals as Angela … “Bitch?”
Black guy … “Bitch!”
Angela … “Excuse me, Aren’t you the one who’s getting paid to suck his cock, corkboy?”
Leo … “WHOA!”

Length
00:08
Filesize
84k

frrm-dead.wav
Child … “If you dont help us, my dad is going to lie next to her, I swear to fucking God!”
Ted … “I am coming up there right this minute, and if there isn’t a dead body up there, I’m going to make one — You!!!”

Length
00:13
Filesize
137k

frrm-game.wav
Ted … “I’m not playing this game any more…”
David Proval as Siegfried … “It will be over soon. Then you can go home to mommy…Theodore!”
Ted … “TED!…The name is Ted! And yes, my mother did me the service of naming me Theodore. And I haven’t a clue how you know that, because everyone how knows that is thousands of fucking miles from here!”

Length
00:20
Filesize
218k

frrm-goop.wav
Madonna as Elspeth … “If she doesn’t get his goop in 10 minutes, I’m going to go in there and get it myself.”
Alicia Witt as Kiva … “That’d be a first for you.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
61k

frrm-laid.wav
Ione Skye as Eva … “Goddess Diana, I offer to you, the gism of the one I woo’ed for you. So you may live and know such bliss as getting laid by a guy like this.”

Length
00:12
Filesize
127k

frrm-magnum.wav
Ted … “Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac, sticks a gun in my face, and forces me to play out some psycho sexual drama with his wife!”
Lady … “He made you have psycho sex with his wife?”
Ted … “He wasn’t making me fuck his wife! He thought I had sex with his wife. He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun.”
Lady … “What kind a gun was it?’
Ted … “I don’t know, I’m not a gun guy. It was big.”
Lady … “Was it like Dirty Harry’s gun.”
Ted … “Yea, Something like that.”
Lady … “Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel?”
Ted … “What difference does it make?!?!”
Lady … “Well, for one thing it’s a difference between a 44 Magnum and a Magnum 357.”
Ted … “What the fuck case! Whether it was 44 or a 392! It was a big fucking gun! It was loaded! And it was pointing right at my fucking head!”

Length
00:42
Filesize
449k

frrm-milk.wav
Athena … “On this night, in this hour, we call upon the ancient power. Our goddess bride, we offer thee milk, from a mother’s sweet titty.”

Length
00:14
Filesize
145k

frrm-misbehave.wav
Man … “DON’T MISBEHAVE!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
27k

frrm-monkeyboy.wav
Jennifer Beals as Angela … “You’re a shit monkey boy, easy for you to say after you fucked another mans wife.”
Ted … “huhh?!”
Angela … “You should at least have the guts to stand behind your conviction”
Ted … “She’s lying Siegfried. I swear to god!”

Length
00:12
Filesize
131k

frrm-mother.wav
??? … “You’re not my mother.”
Elspeth … “Yes, I am.”
??? … “Then why are we sleeping together?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
47k

frrm-roomservice.wav
Ted(knocking) … “Roomservice!”
Angela … “Hello Theodore.”
Ted … “What the fuck are you doing here?!?!”
Angela … “Having a drink.”
Ted … “Is Siegfried here?”
Angela … “Are you kidding, He’ll probably be asleep till Christmas.”

Length
00:17
Filesize
181k

frrm-strange.wav
Angela … “(make noises)”
Ted … “What!?!?”
Angela … “We don’t have time to play charades here you asshole, untie me!”
Ted … “I would appreciate it…if you would tell that nutcase in there…he making a big fucking mistake!”
Angela … “Look, whether you like it or not, you are in the middle a situation here you cannot wish your way out of.”
Ted … “But I don’t even met you people before! We’re complete strangers!!”
Angela … “Everybody starts out as strangers Ted, its where we end up that counts.”

Length
00:30
Filesize
326k

frrm-swallowed.wav
Eva … “Goddess Diana, fail you I will. I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect and his semen would follow. But Alas, I was hot, so hot, that I swallowed.”

Length
00:13
Filesize
141k

frrm-tears.wav
Lili Taylor as Raven … “Oh Diana, oh great one! We live without sun. Until this wicked curse is undone, we hope that you appear. I have collected a years worth of tears.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
121k

frrm-thighs.wav
Kiva … “Goddess of light, goddess of lust, to undo this awful spell is a real must. To bring you to life and get you high, I offer the sweat of five men’s thighs.”

Length
00:14
Filesize
148k

frrm-timing.wav
Ted … “Is this room 404?….Obviously I have come in a very bad timing”
Siegfried … “The fact isn’t that you don’t have a sense of timing…the fact is…you’re here”

Length
00:12
Filesize
126k

frrm-whore.wav
Ted … “Shut up! Shut up! What do you want now for Christ sake, who died?!!”
Kid … “I don’t know, but she’s in my bed!”
Ted … “What?!”
Kid … “There’s a dead body in my bed!”
Ted … “Nonsense! That’s just your brother sound asleep!”
Kid … “No, There’s a women’s dead body, inside the bed, in the mattress!”
Ted … “You saw the body?”
Kid … “Yes!”
Ted … “IMPOSSIBLE! You’ve got the ointment on your eyes, you cant see shit! Now go to sleep!”

Length
00:30
Filesize
321k