cr-beer.wav
Kurt Russell as Captain Ron … “Hey! Get your hands off that!”
Benjamin Salisbury as Benjamin Harvey … “I was just moving it. I wasn’t going to drink it.”
Captain Ron … “You bet your little booty you wasn’t. You want a beer, you get your own beer.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
101k

cr-control.wav
Martin Short as Martin Harvey … “Well I think everything’s under control now Captain Ron.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
39k

cr-disney.wav
Martin … “Been to Disney World one too many times have we Captain Ron?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
41k

cr-engaged.wav
Meadow Sisto as Caroline Harvey … “Mom, Dad (giggle) quess what? (giggle)I got engaged.”
Fiance … “Yo, Mom, Dad.”

Length
00:10
Filesize
106k

cr-everybody.wav
Captain Ron … “Call me Captain Ron boss everybody does.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
36k

cr-food.wav
Mary Kay Place as Katherine Harvey … “Ok, who was thoughtless enough to put food on the kitchen table?”

Length
00:07
Filesize
70k

cr-happened.wav
Benjamin … “What happened?”
Captain Ron … “nothin’, playing hide the salami in the shower.”
Ben spits his drink all over Captain Ron.”
Captain Ron … “Ah come on man.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
95k

cr-hi.wav
Martin … “Hi Captain Ron.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
29k

cr-lessons.wav
Martin … “Sailing lessions continue about as well as can be expected under Captain Moron’s direction.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

cr-north.wav
Captain Ron … “All right well just keep her pointed due North, don’t bump into anything, I’m gonna get some shut eye.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
87k

cr-potato.wav
Martin … “It’s on this Island, San Potare.”
Katherine … “That means potato.”
Martin … “No it doesn’t. Now it has to be brought to Miami if we want to sell it.”
Katherine … “Yes, it does honey. It means St. Potato.”
Martin … “Katherine, that’s not the point.”

Length
00:13
Filesize
144k

cr-ron.wav
Captain Ron … “Captain Ron.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
28k

cr-yes.wav
Martin … “Yes Captain Ron?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
40k