cls-asif.wav
Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz … “As if!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
30k

cls-control.wav
Stacey Dash as Dionne … “It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
32k

cls-dont.wav
Cher … “I don’t think so!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
31k

cls-dress.wav
Dan Hedaya as Mel(Cher’s Dad)… “What is that?”
Cher … “A dress.”
Mel … “Says who?”
Cher … “Calvin Klein.”
Mel … “It looks like underwear. Go upstairs and put something over it.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
82k

cls-mall.wav
Mel … “I’d like to see you have a little bit of direction.”
Cher … “I have direction.”
Paul Rudd (I) as Josh … “Yeah, towards the Mall.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
67k

cls-meaning.wav
Cher … “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauley Shore movie.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
82k

cls-miss.wav
Mel … “Hey you! Anything happens to my daughter I got a 45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
77k

cls-paused.wav
Cher … “I totally paused.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
37k

cls-seattle.wav
Cher … “So, the flannel shirt deal….is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?”

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

cls-shock.wav
Josh … “And you know, if I ever saw you do anything that wasn’t 90% selfish, I’d die of shock.”
Cher … “Oh, that’d be reason enough for me.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
78k

cls-skin.wav
Cher … “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked and then they think of sex.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
144k

cls-tardies.wav
Wallace Shawn as Mr. Hall … “Cher Horowitz-two tardies.”
Cher … “I object. Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?”
Mr. Hall … “One was last Monday.”
Cher … “Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.”

Length
00:13
Filesize
138k

cls-whatever.wav
Elisa Donovan as Amber … “Whatever.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
25k