afv-again.wav
Morticia … “Last night you were… unhinged, you were like some desperate howling demon, you frightened me…do it again.”

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00:14
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146k

afv-bermuda.wav
Wednesday … “Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
72k

afv-cara.wav
Gomez … “Cara Mia.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
37k

afv-costume.wav
Margaret … “What are you, darling? Where’s your costume?”
Wednesday … “This is my costume. I’m a homocidal maniac; they look just like everyone else.”

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00:08
Filesize
91k

afv-dead.wav
Pugsley … “Are they dead?”
Wednesday … “Does it matter?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

afv-dirtypool.wav
Gomez … “Dirty pool, old man. I like it!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
61k

afv-girlscout.wav
Girl … “Is this made from real lemons?”
Wednesday … “Yes.”
Girl … “I only like all natural fruits and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?”
Wednesday … “Yes.”
Girl … “Well, I’ll tell you what, I’ll buy a cup, if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?”
Wednesday … “Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”

Length
00:25
Filesize
271k

afv-oven.wav
Morticia … “Hansel pushed the poor defenseless witch into the oven, where she was burned alive, writhing in agony. Now, boys and girls, what do you think that feels like?”

Length
00:25
Filesize
271k