dirtywork01.wav
Young Mitch … “Hey, look everybody! Crossing guard’s grabbing eight year old’s ass over here! Look everybody! Look! Crossing guard’s grabbing eight year old’s ass over hear!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
47k

dirtywork02.wav
Norm Macdonald as Mitch … “Hey, honey I understand your upset. Hey, maybe you’d feel better after we have some dirty sex!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
30k

dirtywork03.wav
Sam … “Hey, pops. How ya doin’?”
Pops … “Pretty good, son. Pretty good. I’d feel alot better if you’d brought me a whore!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
29k

dirtywork04.wav
Mitch … “Ah well, things could be worse. I could’ve got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore!”
Chris Farley as Jimmy … “You bastard!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
49k

dirtywork05.wav
Mitch … “Okay. No problem there, dude. Now you go back to doing something latently homo-erotic, alright?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
30k

dirtywork06.wav
Pops … “I loved as a friend, but it wasn’t true love. We both knew that. Besides, back then they didn’t have these fancy birth control methods. Like pullin’ out.”

Length
00:12
Filesize
63k

dirtywork07.wav
Chevy Chase as Dr. Farthing … “Let me ask you. Are you a betting man?”
Sam … “I don’t know, sure.”
Dr. Farthing .. “Well, if someone were taking bets on your father’s bout with death, I’d bet everything I own on death. It’s a good bet. The odds are he’ll probably die.”

Length
00:13
Filesize
70k

dirtywork08.wav
Adam Sandler as Satan … “We eat the pig, and then together we burn! Burn!”
Gary Coleman .. “What you talkin’ bout, Satan?”

Length
00:08
Filesize
44k

dirtywork09.wav
Mitch … “We should open a revenge for hire business.”
Sam … “I never heard of a revenge for hire business.”
Mitch … “Exactly. We’d be the first. With every genius business idea, there’s gotta be a first. Like the guy who first thought of delivering pizza to people’s houses. Or the guy who invented crack.”

Length
00:15
Filesize
83k

dirtywork10.wav
Jimmy … “There’s the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
29k

dirtywork11.wav
Jimmy … “Wake up, slut! Well, well, well. We meet again. Nose biter! Time to pay the fiddler, whore!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
49k

dirtywork12.wav
Bearded Lady … “You ever had a chick with a beard before?”
Mitch … “No, I can say that I have there, bearded braude.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
31k

dirtywork13.wav
Homeless Guy 1 … “And then when you jumped on that security guard’s back and you were yelling in his ear, “The CIA put a chip in my brain!”, I was laughing so hard, I almost shit my pants.”
Homeless Guy 2 … “Almost?”

Length
00:11
Filesize
62k

dirtywork14.wav
Kathy … “You two are brothers?”
Mitch … “Yeah, it’s a long story.”
Sam … “My dad boned his mom.”
Mitch … “Okay, it’s a short story.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
45k

dirtywork15.wav
Mitch … “Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll not as good as advertised.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
25k

dirtywork16.wav
Saigon Whore … “When I say let’s go, you go!”
Jimmy … “Yeah?! Time you shut your cake hole, Yoko!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
33k