hs-20years.wav
Lloyd Bridges as Admiral Benson … “I look out there at all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, ‘what I wouldn’t give to be twenty years younger.'”

Length
00:07
Filesize
71k

hs-alright.wav
??? … “Are you alright sir?”
Admiral Benson … “Of course I’m alright — Why? What have you heard?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
50k

hs-bother.wav
Admiral Benson … “Doesn’t that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss out of me!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
35k

hs-doggy.wav
Charlie Sheen as Topper Harley … “Keep it up, you’ll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
25k

hs-fallen.wav
Topper … “I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
21k

hs-hell.wav
??? … “Who the hell are you talkin’ to, son?”

Length
00:02
Filesize
19k

hs-noclue.wav
??? … “Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D and perhaps negative-C categories. There’s also a nest of NA aircraft and Nok-a-gee-wa squadrons. They can send up an *ack-ack* umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.
Admiral Benson … “I don’t have any clue what you’re talking about, Phil. Not a fucking clue.”

Length
00:16
Filesize
343k

hs-penis.wav
Don Lake as Doctor … “Nurse, check his penis– is it longer than mine?”

Length
00:02
Filesize
18k

hs-sister.wav
Topper … “Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she’s a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it’s just illegal.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
67k

hs-threeballs.wav
Valeria Golino as Ramada Thompson … “What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him, and pitch to the rhino.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
48k