bm-chlorophyll.wav
Adam Sandler as Billy Madison … “Chlorophyll? More like BORE-A-PHYLL!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
8k

bm-finddog.wav
Billy … “You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

bm-goodlookin.wav
Billy … “Heey, good lookin’!”

Length
00:02
Filesize
18k

bm-hesout.wav
Billy … “Out? Are you kidding me?!!”
Umpire … “I think you were out.”
Billy … “You think? I think you’re going to die!”

Length
00:10
Filesize
221k

bm-nomakeout.wav
Billy … “NO I will not make out with you.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
84k

bm-october.wav
Billy … “Why did I have so many drinks I can’t remember. What’s today?”
Norm Macdonald as Frank … “October?”

Length
00:08
Filesize
86k

bm-piece.wav
Billy … “Here’s a nice piece of shit.”
Mark Beltzman as Jack … “Man oh man, wait until old man Clemens realize that the bag is full of shit.”
Billy … “He’s going to shit when he realizes it is shit. Who’s got the lighter?”

Length
00:17
Filesize
186k

bm-poop.wav
Jack Mather (II) as Clemens … “It’s poop again!”
Billy … “He called the shit, poop”

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

bm-shampoo.wav
Billy … “Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditionaer is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really?”

Length
00:17
Filesize
178k

bm-shutup.wav
Billy … “Hey Carl, what’s up?”
Larry Hankin as Carl Alphonse … “Nothing much, Billy, I see you got a little sun today.”
Billy … “Oh yea, you think so? I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours.”
Bradley Whitford as Eric Gordon … “Did you fall asleep or did oyu pass out?”
Billy … “Ahhhaa haah aha.. SHUT UP!”

Length
00:13
Filesize
142k

bm-spellbee.wav
Darren McGavin as Brian Madison (Billy’s Dad) … “You remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? R-O-K?”
Billy … “Yyeeaaa… So what’s your point?”
Billy’s Dad … “R-O-C-K!”
Billy … “Oh the C is silent.”

Length
00:14
Filesize
147k

bm-stop.wav
Billy .. “Alright, stop before I throw up.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
83k

bm-today.wav
Stuttering Kid … “Tuh-tuh-tuh.”
Billy … “Ta-ta-ta TODAY Junoir!”

Length
00:07
Filesize
79k