bf-beeper.wav
Val Kilmer as Batman … “The Batsignal is not a beeper.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
4k

bf-beer.wav
Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face … “Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza. Hah!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
13k

bf-caffeine.wav
Jim Carrey as the Riddler … “Caffeine will KILL YA!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
39k

bf-chicks.wav
Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase … “What is it about the wrong kind of man?”
Batman … “It’s the car right? Chicks love the car.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
52k

bf-clothes.wav
Batman … “I really gotta get you outta those clothes.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
18k

bf-drive.wav
Alfred … “Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?”
Batman … “I’ll get drive-thru.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
14k

bf-enter.wav
Riddler … “Your entrance was good, his was better.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
7k

bf-freud.wav
Riddler … “A gaggle, a swarm, a flock of freakin’ Freuds!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
13k

bf-hero.wav
Chris O’Donnell as Robin … “I could definitely get into this superhero gig.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
7k

bf-kill.wav
Riddler … “No! Don’t kill him! If you kill him … {long pause} … You won’t learn nothing!”

Length
00:24
Filesize
254k

bf-metal.wav
Riddler … “I simply love what you’ve done with this place. Heavy metal meets House and Garden.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
13k

bf-night.wav
Chase … “I’m flattered. Not every girl makes a superhero’s night table.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
12k

bf-othercar.wav
Alfred … “No sir. The OTHER car.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

bf-paper.wav
Chase … “Let’s just say I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
13k

bf-punch.wav
Riddler … “Hey, Two-Face, show me how to punch a guy.”
Two-Face … “It’s dirt simple, my boy. Ball up the fist, reach way back, and assert yourself.” (crunch!)
Riddler … “That looks like fun!”

Length
00:11
Filesize
33k

bf-riddleme.wav
Riddler … “Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who’s afraid of the big, black bat?”

Length
00:08
Filesize
89k

bf-signal.wav
Batman … “Alfred?” Alfred: “I saw the signal, sir. All is ready.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
10k

bf-wacko.wav
Chase … “In my opinion, this letter writer is a total wacko.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
7k