Television

Major Payne (25 WAVs Found)

payne01.wav
Damon Wayans as Payne … “You want me to show you a little trick that will take your mind off that arm?”
Boy … “My Finger!”
Payne … “Give it time.”

Length
00:21
Filesize
231k

payne02.wav
Payne … “Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than one of those burritos with extra guaco-male sauce.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
80k

payne03.wav
Payne … “General. Are you telling me that in all this military there is no room left for a trained weopon of destruction?”

Length
00:08
Filesize
81k

payne04.wav
Payne … “There’s gotta be somebody needin’ some killin'”

Length
00:02
Filesize
25k

payne05.wav
Payne … “It’s been two whole weeks since I killed me a man.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
37k

payne06.wav
Payne … “I have 8 weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-disciplined cadet unit. From this day forward you belong to me.” (goes on)

Length
00:30
Filesize
321k

payne07.wav
Payne … “You hold that turd!”

Length
00:01
Filesize
13k

payne08.wav
Payne … “I said hold that or I will break it up and kick it around on the ground.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
59k

payne09.wav
Payne … “You nasty little worm. Go change your huggies little boy and be back here pronto. Stop that crying. You’ll get no pity here. You think crying will stop Charlie from sticking his bayonet and stabbing it through your tiny little heart?”

Length
00:18
Filesize
196k

payne10.wav
Payne … “What the hell was that you little freckle-faced cartoon?”

Length
00:03
Filesize
35k

payne11.wav
Payne … “Did I give you permission to sneeze Opie?”

Length
00:02
Filesize
20k

payne12.wav
Payne … “Ba-Dee, Ba-Dee, Ba-Dee, what are you laughing at pig-boy?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
42k

payne13.wav
Payne … “You know you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go OHHH”

Length
00:06
Filesize
63k

payne14.wav
Payne … “What are you looking at?”

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

payne15.wav
Payne … “If you don’t answer me when I speak to you I’m gonna put my foot in your ass!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
101k

payne16.wav
Payne … “From now on you will strive to be like me. You will like me, talk like me, and be bald like me.”

Length
00:20
Filesize
78k

payne17.wav
Payne … “Apparantly he pissed all over the front of his pants.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
41k

payne18.wav
Payne … “You think I owe you an apology? Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said. Ok, I’m sorry your just a little turd that cant hold his liquid in public.”