Liar Liar (12 WAVs Found)

liar-boobs.wav
Jim Carrey as Fletcher Reede … “Hi.”
Krista Allen as Busty Woman on Elevator … “Hi”
Fletcher … “New in the building?”
Busty Woman … “Yea, I just moved in on Monday.”
Fletcher … “Ohhh, you like it so far?”
Busty Woman … “Yes, everybody’s been real nice.”
Fletcher … “Well, that’s because you’ve got big jugs. I mean, you’re boobs are huge. I wanna squeeze them.. Ohh, ma-ma.”

liar-cantlie.wav
Fletcher … {Makes a lot of noises}

liar-dingding.wav
Fletcher … “Ding ding ding, what do we have for her Johnny?”

liar-focus.wav
Cheri Oteri as Jane … “Hi Mr. Reede! Like the new dress?”
Fletcher … “Whatever takes the focus off of your head!”

liar-hanging.wav
Some Guy … “Yo Fletcher, how’s it hanging?”
Flecther … “Short, shriveled and always to the left.”

liar-iama.wav
Fletcher … “Oh, I’m such a shit!”

liar-kickass.wav
Fletcher … “I’m kicking my ass, do you mind?”

liar-speeding.wav
Fletcher … “Here it goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!”

liar-stank.wav
Fletcher … “Where would Tina Turner be right now if she’d rolled over and said, ‘Hit me again Ike, and put some stank on it!'”

liar-swoosh.wav
Fletcher … “Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that’s the game!”

liar-tailpipe.wav
Fletcher … “So what I’m gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!”

liar-turkey.wav
Fletcher … “You slammed her! You dunked her doughnut! You gave her dog a snausage! You stuffer her like a Thanksgiving turkey!”