Lethal Weapon 3 (25 WAVs Found)
lw3-bottle.wav
Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh … “Hey, get your finger out of my bottle and give me that gun!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
25k
lw3-dog.wav
Murtaugh … “What dog biscuit problem?”
Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs … “Well, I’ve been chasing more cars lately, and, uh, you know, when I try and lick my balls, I keep falling off the couch!”
Length
00:06
Filesize
68k
lw3-doubleact.wav
Riggs … “No, I’m Chaos and he’s Mayhem, we’re a double act!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
25k
lw3-dumdum.wav
Riggs … “I think you should rest up, Leo. A dum-dum wound can be very serious.”
Paul Hipp (I) as Doctor … “What’s a dum-dum?”
Riggs … “You don’t know? A guy on the force got his thumb shot off by a dum-dum. From the shock, he was dead two days later.”
Joe Pesci as Leo Getz … “Dead two days later? He died from dum-dums?”
Length
00:15
Filesize
164k
lw3-exxon.wav
Riggs … “Ack, pooey! Exxon!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
23k
lw3-girdle.wav
Murtaugh … “It’s not a woman’s girdle, it’s a man’s girdle!”
Riggs … “They make girdles for men?”
Murtaugh … “Yeah, they make girdles for men!”
Riggs … “They do, huh?”
Murtaugh … “Yeah, they do! I haven’t worn this uniform in fifteen years, the cleaners must’ve shrunk it!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
97k
lw3-gun.wav
Leo … “We’re back! Hey, listen, you think I could get a gun this time?”
Riggs & Murtaugh … “NO!!!!”
Length
00:05
Filesize
56k
lw3-hospital.wav
Leo … “They fuck you in the hospital! First they drug you, then they fuck you! And when they’re done fucking you, along comes the insurance company, and fucks you some more!”
Length
00:08
Filesize
91k
lw3-insurance.wav
Riggs … “Hey, Rog?”
Murtaugh … “Yeah?”
Riggs … “Your insurance paid up?”
Murtaugh … “Yeah, yeah, of course, why?”
Riggs … “‘Cause there could be a bomb in here!”
Murtaugh … “Aw, God!”
Length
00:07
Filesize
77k
lw3-jam.wav
Delores Hall (II) as Delores … “You tell that man, that he’s the jam in my jelly roll!”
Length
00:04
Filesize
44k
lw3-mistake.wav
Riggs … “Trust me!”
Murtaugh … “That’s usually my first mistake!”
Length
00:07
Filesize
73k
lw3-moon.wav
Riggs … “There’s no bomb in there.”
Murtaugh … “How can you be sure of that?”
Riggs … “Well, because… it’s a full moon!”
Murtaugh … “Moon, lunar, lunatics, they’re everywhere!”
Length
00:06
Filesize
69k
lw3-nice.wav
Rene Russo as Lorna Cole … “Now that’s not a nice thing to say to a lady.”
Length
00:02
Filesize
23k
lw3-partner.wav
Murtaugh … “When I do retire, I hope your next partner is just like you!”
Riggs … “That’s not gonna happen, Rog, ’cause there’s winners and there’s losers and God wouldn’t do that to me.”
Murtaugh … “Yeah, well he did it to me!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
98k
lw3-pms.wav
Lorna … “This PMS, it’s murder!”
Murtaugh … “Yeah, uh, I know what you mean. I been married 25 years.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
75k
lw3-rectal.wav
Leo … “Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam, huh?”
Length
00:03
Filesize
33k
lw3-remember.wav
Leo … “I got it! I got it! I remember!”
Riggs & Murtaugh … “He got it! He remembers!”
Leo … “Hey, hey, don’t do it! Don’t let the earring fool ya!”
Length
00:07
Filesize
71k
lw3-rights.wav
Riggs … “You have the right to remain unconscious, anything you say ain’t gonna be much!”
Length
00:05
Filesize
48k
lw3-scanner.wav
Murtaugh … “What are you doing with a police scanner?”
Leo … “Ah, ah, ah, what am I, ah? Hello, Car 54, where are you?”
Length
00:05
Filesize
55k
lw3-sounded.wav
Leo … “Riggs!”
Riggs … “Yeah?”
Leo … “Does this look like a dum-dum wound?”
Riggs … “It sounded like one when it happened.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
54k
lw3-telescope.wav
Leo … “With a telescope big enough to see Venus!”
Riggs … “I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?”
Length
00:03
Filesize
34k
lw3-thinkso.wav
Bad Guy … “Fuck you!”
Lorna … “I don’t think so.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
27k
lw3-tires.wav
Leo … “You and Riggs, you owe me two tires! Two new tires I want!”
Murtaugh … “Why?”
Leo … “Why? Because bullets aren’t covered in normal road hazards, that’s why! And I want those tires!”
Length
00:08
Filesize
84k
lw3-warrior.wav
Delores … “Delores the Road Warrior is dead on your raggedy ass!”
Length
00:03
Filesize
30k
lw3-word.wav
Murtaugh … “Word, Riggs!”
Riggs … “Word Rog.”
Murtaugh … “What are we talking about?”
Riggs … “Word, four letters, starts with W, OR in the middle, D on the end. Word.”
Murtaugh … “Oh, that word.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
85k
