aol_life.wav
“You, again? Don’t you have a life?”

Length
00:03
Filesize
3k

aolaho.wav
“I wonder if this guy became an asshole when he got AOL or if he was just born that way.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
32k

aolblues.wav
A song about AOL’s busy signals.

Length
01:46
Filesize
828k

aolcaps.wav
“You may now turn off your caps!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
27k

aolcyber.wav
“Attention members — cybersex on AOL is prohibited, so please just go out and get laid.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
87k

aolfk.wav
“I’m back, I had AOL … “

Length
00:06
Filesize
31k

aolhug.wav
Song … “I wanna hold you in parenthesis”

Length
00:04
Filesize
78k

aolparty.wav
Mix of waves about being on AOL put to “Wild Thing” by Tone Loc.

Length
00:18
Filesize
191k

aolreeks.wav
“This system has got more bugs than a bait store.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
31k

aolscrol.wav
“Quit scrolling!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
27k

aolsong.wav
Parody of one of the major AOL Outages put to the tune of “The Sign” by Ace of Base.

Length
00:53
Filesize
571k

awestaol.wav
Adam West … “As a super hero, I use America Online to keep track of my enemys.”
Doctor … “Medication time Mr. West.”
Adam West … “Aha! My trusty sidekick.”

Length
00:10
Filesize
213k

gotmail1.wav
Alternate “You’ve Got Mail”

Length
00:01
Filesize
117k

gotmail2.wav
Alternate “You’ve Got Mail … Pattern Baldness”

Length
00:02
Filesize
32k

gotmail3.wav
Alternate “There is a message for you.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
12k

gotmail4.wav
Alternate by Homer … “The mail! The mail is here!.. Woohoo!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
60k