xmas-archie.wav
From … All in the Family
Archie … “Well what do you call this, huh?”
Edith … “That was a Christmas present … “
Archie … “What fat head would spend any money on a thing like that?”
Edith … “… From your mother.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
90k

xmas-beaver.wav
From … Leave it to Beaver
The introduction to a Christmas episode.

Length
00:14
Filesize
149k

xmas-cb-about.wav
From … Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Sally … “That’s what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown”

Length
00:02
Filesize
25k

xmas-cb-card.wav
From … Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown … “Rats — Nobody sent me a Christmas card today.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
59k

xmas-cb-emphasis.wav
From … Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown … “Rats — Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody like me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”

Length
00:12
Filesize
132k

xmas-cb-involvement.wav
From … Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Sally … “You need involvement. You need to get involved in some real Christmas projects.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
50k

xmas-cb-meaning.wav
From … Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Linus tells the story of Christmas and what it’s all about.

Length
00:53
Filesize
567k

xmas-cb-song.wav
From … Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
The gang sings “Christmas Time is Here.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
476k

xmas-cb-syndicate.wav
From … Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
Lucy … “Look Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
81k

xmas-cheech.wav
From … Cheech & Chong
Chong sings about Santa.

Length
00:05
Filesize
56k

xmas-crypt.wav
From … Tales From the Crypt
The CryptKeeper sings his own version of “Deck the Halls.”

Length
00:15
Filesize
321k

xmas-cv-happy.wav
From … National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Clark Griswald informs everyone that they WILL have a Happy Christmas.

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

xmas-cv-jack.wav
From … National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Clark … “Our holidays are always such a mess. How did you get through it?”
??? … “I had a little help from Jack Daniels.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
101k

xmas-cv-tree.wav
From … National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Clark … “My tree! Look what you’ve done to my tree.”
??? … “It was an ugly tree anyway.”
??? … “At least it’s out of its misery.”

Length
00:12
Filesize
125k

xmas-grinch-keep.wav
From … How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Grinch … “I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
50k

xmas-grinch-meanone.wav
From … How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

xmas-loony-daffy.wav
From … Looney Tunes
Daffy sings “Dashing through the snow.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
17k

xmas-loony-merry.wav
From … Looney Tunes
Bugs Bunny … “Merry Christmas!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
58k

xmas-loony-santie.wav
From … Looney Tunes
Bugs Bunny … “Well, I’ll be! It really is Santee Claus!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
51k

xmas-loony-spirit.wav
From … Looney Tunes
Bugs Bunny … “Somebody oughtta teach that little humbug some Christmas spirit.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
41k

xmas-nanny.wav
From … The Nanny
The Nanny … “We begged my mother for a Christmas Tree … “

Length
00:10
Filesize
109k

xmas-peewee.wav
From … Pee Wee Herman
Pee Wee Herman tries to say “Feliz Navidad.”

Length
00:14
Filesize
155k

xmas-simp-bart.wav
From … The Simpsons
Bart … “Hey Santa. What’s shaking man?”

Length
00:02
Filesize
33k

xmas-stooges.wav
From … The Three Stooges
The Three Stooges hang their socks on the TV Set.

Length
00:08
Filesize
82k

xmas-theref.wav
From … The Ref
Kevin Spacey … “You know what I am going to get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
99k