Half Baked (8 WAVs Found)
hb-adickshun.wav
Thurgood … “My name is Thurgood. I am here today because I am addicted to marijuana.”
Support Group Member (Bob Saget) … “I used to suck dick for coke. You ever sucked some dick for marijuana?”
Thurgood … “No, No, I can’t say I have.”
Length
00:36
Filesize
391k
hb-allbymyself.wav
Kenny … {singing “All By Myself” in the shower at prison}
Length
00:21
Filesize
229k
hb-garcia.wav
Brian … “For $400 I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!”
Length
00:05
Filesize
56k
hb-grill.wav
Scarface … “You son of a bitch, I’m right behind you! Turn around ask me for heffer with cheese, yo. Why you feel you gotta make me feel inferior because I’m on the grill, b.”
Length
00:09
Filesize
98k
hb-killer.wav
Brian … “First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta *understand* who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother and he was always ashamed of this, man. And right after that, he’s adopted by this man, he’s a small time gun-runner and dog fight promoter. So next thing you know, he puts Killer in training, and he is good! He is damn good! But then, he had the fight of his life … pitted up against his own brother, Nibbles. And Killer said, ‘no man, that’s my brother! I can’t fight Nibbles!’. But he was forced to fight anyway and Killer won, and killed Nibbles. And Killer said, ‘That’s it.’. And he called off all of his fights and he started doing crack and he wigged out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating.”
Length
01:08
Filesize
729k
hb-no.wav
Kenny … “No. NO. NO!”
Length
00:07
Filesize
70k
hb-useddog.wav
Thurgood .. “Was is there a dog biting the Guy?”
Scarface … “Because I bought a dog, g.”
Thurgood … “You bought a dog? For how much?”
Scarface … “Oh it’s cool, yo, he’s used. Including the house it was only two fifty, yo.”
Length
00:13
Filesize
135k
hb-weedcollege.wav
Thurgood … “What, did you go to weed college?”
Length
00:01
Filesize
13k
