Grumpier Old Men (11 WAVs Found)


gom2-3bears.wav
Burgess Meredith as Grandpa Gustafson … “The baby bear looked and he said, ‘Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed, and the bastard’s still there!’ But Goldilocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair trigger!”
Katie Sagona as Allie … “That’s not the way it goes!”
Grandpa … “And that was the end of the three bears!”

Length
00:24
Filesize
259k

gom2-cataloni.wav
Grandpa … “What do you say we go back to my place, and I’ll show you my cataloni! Huh?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
56k

gom2-chucke.wav
Walter Matthau as Max Goldman … “People are not gonna come down here for Italian, when we’ve got a Chuck E. Cheese right in town!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
59k

gom2-gettnany.wav
Jack Lemmon as John Gustafson … “I think I liked you better before you were gettin’ any!”

Length
00:02
Filesize
23k

gom2-holdup.wav
John … “You and that beautiful lady?”
Max … “I am the thief of hearts…I am the gangster of love!”
John … “Gangster, huh? Well tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up?”

Length
00:09
Filesize
93k

gom2-lesbians.wav
Geraldo Rivera as Himself … “What happens when Bonnie & Clyde turn out to be
Bonnie & Bonnie? Lesbian bandits, next on Geraldo.”
Max … “Oooh! Lesbians! Yummy!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
100k

gom2-neutered.wav
Max … “You don’t have the balls to take me on anymore! Ariel’s had you neutered!”

Length
00:07
Filesize
71k

gom2-poorman.wav
Max … “Would you look at that poor man? hah hah hah!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
49k

gom2-quarter.wav
Grandpa … “RELAX! Kids swallow quarters all the time!”
Daryl Hannah as Melanie Gustafson … “Really?”
Grandpa … “Sure! If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying, huh?”

Length
00:11
Filesize
121k

gom2-whackem.wav
Ann Morgan Guilbert as Mama Ragetti … “At last! I get to WHACK him!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
29k

gom2-wishcrap.wav
John … “Pop, I wish you’d try the low fat bacon.”
Grandpa … “Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other…and see which gets filled first!”

Length
00:08
Filesize
90k

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