/wav/911d.wav 911d.wav Operator … “The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to an unpublished number. No further information is available about 9-1-1.
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/wav/aerorubb.wav aerorubb.wav Steve Tyler … “Goodnight, god bless you, and don’t forget to wear a rubber!”
Length 00:05 Filesize 100k
/wav/ak-47.wav ak-47.wav Samuel L. Jackson … “AK-47, when you absolutely, positively gotta kill every mutha in the room, accept no substitutes!”
Length 00:08 Filesize 91k
/wav/algore.wav algore.wav Kids … “Al Gore is an ugly idiot!”
Length 00:04 Filesize 81k
/wav/beans1.wav beans1.wav An Announcer has a serious problem while talking about National Beans Month, July.
Length 00:33 Filesize 259k
/wav/bk47.wav bk47.wav An answering machine message for a gasterial department.
Length 00:31 Filesize 660k
/wav/bobbit2.wav bobbit2.wav A re-enactment of the John Wayne Bobbit incident.
Length 00:04 Filesize 46k
/wav/booze.wav booze.wav “Booze helps parents care for their children.”
Length 00:03 Filesize 130k
/wav/brn_stns.wav brn_stns.wav Tim Allen … “The greatest thing about men is that you can organize your tool area, but you cant keep brown stains out of your underwear.”
Length 00:05 Filesize 211k
/wav/cbdick.wav cbdick.wav A commercial for Cowboy Dick Ice Cream.
Length 00:57 Filesize 445k
/wav/childish.wav childish.wav “To say that your behavior was childish would be an insult to kids everywhere.”
Length 00:05 Filesize 107k
/wav/classy.wav classy.wav Jeff Foxworthy … “We are a classy bunch.”
Length 00:02 Filesize 21k
/wav/condoms.wav condoms.wav Hot Dog House is now offering special condoms for “regular” guys.
Length 00:39 Filesize 421k
/wav/crash.wav crash.wav Announcer … “Your computer is about to crash … kiss your keyboard goodbye.”
Length 00:09 Filesize 183k
/wav/deadcat.wav deadcat.wav The “Meow Mix” cat meets its maker!
Length 00:02 Filesize 18k
/wav/deadcat2.wav deadcat2.wav Deranged Man … “The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.”
Length 00:04 Filesize 38k
/wav/dickens.wav dickens.wav Commercial for Dicken’s Cider.
Length 01:05 Filesize 700k
/wav/duckjob.wav duckjob.wav The ever-controversial DUCKJOB wav. If you haven’t heard this one yet, you are definitely a newbie. 😉
Length 00:41 Filesize 437k
/wav/freshnes.wav freshnes.wav Girl … “Mom, do you ever feel not so fresh?” Mom … “Why, I don’t follow you?”
Length 00:24 Filesize 257k
/wav/grndhog.wav grndhog.wav Ernest … “You better give up them cigarettes or the ground hogs will be bringing you your mail.”
Length 00:05 Filesize 114k
/wav/imhelp.wav imhelp.wav A great mix of what some people go through when those dang IMs just keep on popping up!
Length 00:32 Filesize 342k
/wav/incohol.wav incohol.wav What happens when you have a little too much to drink and then try to explain yourself.
Length 00:16 Filesize 349k
/wav/infohway.wav infohway.wav “Due to construction the information super-highway will be closed until further notice.”
Length 00:04 Filesize 93k
/wav/job_srch.wav job_srch.wav Job Search … A secretary who cant handle being a secretary, but has something else to offer.
Length 00:33 Filesize 356k
/wav/who1st.wav who1st.wav Abbott & Costello’s classic skit.
Length 04:58 Filesize 581k
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