Dumb and Dumber (36 WAVs Found)


dumb-2and2.wav
Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas … “Why ya goin’ to the airport? Flyin’ somewhere?”
Lauren Holly as Mary Swanson … “How’d you guess?”
Lloyd … “Well, I saw your luggage, and when I saw the airline ticket I put two and two together.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
114k

dumb-accent.wav
Lloyd … “That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jesey?”
??? … “Austria.”
Lloyd … “Austria! Well then, good day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barby!”
??? … “Let’s not.”

Length
00:17
Filesize
181k

dumb-annoy.wav
Lloyd … “Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? ANNNNNK!!!”

Length
00:10
Filesize
107k

dumb-aspen.wav
Lloyd … “So where ya headed?”
Mary … “Aspen.”
Lloyd … “Mmm…California, beautiful.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
73k

dumb-at10.wav
Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne … “…why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?”
Lloyd … “I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.”

Length
00:10
Filesize
110k

dumb-beam.wav
Lloyd … “Oh yea, yea. Tractor beam. Sucked me right in.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
107k

dumb-bet.wav
Lloyd … “I bet you 20 bucks I can get ya gambling before the end of the day.”
Harry … “No way.”
Lloyd … “I’ll give you 3 to 1 odds…”
Harry … “Nope.”
Lloyd … “5 to 1?”
Harry … “Nope.”
Lloyd … “10 to 1?”
Harry … “Your On!”
[Laughing]
Lloyd … “I’m gonna get ya! I don’t know how, but I’m gonna get ya!”
Harry … “Uh uhh…”

Length
00:22
Filesize
232k

dumb-boneher.wav
Lloyd … “First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling. Where I’d do anything to bone her.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
95k

dumb-boozin.wav
Motorcycle Cop … “You fellas been doin’ a bit of boozin’ have ya? Suckin’ back on Grandpa’s old cough medicine?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
55k

dumb-breeding.wav
Harry … “I’ve even bred them.”
Mary … “Oh yeah, any unusual breeding?”
Harry … “No mostly just doggy style.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
54k

dumb-bullshit.wav
Harry … “One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitzu.”
Mary … “Really, that’s weird.”
Harry … “Yeah, we called it a bull-shit.”

Length
00:14
Filesize
151k

dumb-butt.wav
Harry … “Holy geez, look at the butt on that!”
Lloyd … “Yeeh, he must workout.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
70k

dumb-check.wav
Lloyd … “Check please.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
8k

dumb-deadbird.wav
Harry … “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?”

Length
00:03
Filesize
32k

dumb-diareah.wav
Harry makes some terrible noises after being tricked by Lloyd.

Length
00:26
Filesize
285k

dumb-eatthat.wav
Cam Neely as Sea Bass … “Are you going to eat that?”
Harry … “What that? No, yes, no, well, no, it, uhh, crossed my mind, yea.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
68k

dumb-fired.wav
Harry … “Do, you got fired again, huh?”
Lloyd … “Oh, yea. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident. You know..”

Length
00:06
Filesize
62k

dumb-french.wav
Harry … “Where are we gonna go?”
Lloyd … “…I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.”
Harry … “I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.”

Length
00:20
Filesize
218k

dumb-funbags.wav
Harry … “Go look at the fun bags on that hose hound.”

Length
00:10
Filesize
108k

dumb-gasmoney.wav
Harry … “According to the map we’ve only gone about four inches. You know I don’t think we have enough gas money.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
56k

dumb-headsoff.wav
Lloyd … “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are fallin’ off!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
56k

dumb-hooters.wav
Harry … “Nice set of hooters ya got there.”
Mary … “I beg your pardon?”
Harry … “The owls. They’re beautiful.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
78k

dumb-hot.wav
Lloyd and Harry go into a spaz after eating some atomic peppers.

Length
00:33
Filesize
360k

dumb-idea.wav
Harry … “Wait, I think I just — Yea, I just had an idea.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
57k

dumb-kungfu.wav
Jim Carrey as Lloyd shows off his Kung-Fu.

Length
00:24
Filesize
256k

dumb-limo.wav
??? … “Sir, you can’t go in there!”
Lloyd … “It’s ok! I’m a limo driver!”

Length
00:07
Filesize
71k

dumb-listening.wav
Harry … “Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
67k

dumb-pathetic.wav
Lloyd … “Man! You are one pathetic loser!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

dumb-petedied.wav
Harry … “My parakeet Petey, he’s dead.”
Lloyd … “Oh I’m sorry. What happened?”
Harry … “His head fell off!”

Length
00:16
Filesize
176k

dumb-pullover.wav
Motorcycle Cop … “Pullover!”
Harry … “No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
58k

dumb-robbed.wav
Lloyd … “I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart, and I didn’t even see it coming!”

Length
00:06
Filesize
69k

dumb-sampsnte.wav
Harry … “What’s her last name? I’ll look it up.”
Lloyd … “Ahh, you know I don’t really recall. Starts with an S.”
Harry … “Maybe it’s on the briefcase, look on the–.”
Lloyd … “Oh yeah! It’s right here, Sampsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S though!”

Length
00:26
Filesize
280k

dumb-seniors.wav
Lloyd … “Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
88k

dumb-skis.wav
Harry … “Skis huh?”
Lady … “That’s right.”
Harry … “Great. They yours?”
Lady … “Uh huh.”
Harry … “Both of them?”

Length
00:14
Filesize
154k

dumb-soup.wav
Lloyd … “What is the soup de jour?”
Waitress … “It’s the soup of the day.”
Lloyd … “Mmm, that sounds good, I’ll have that.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
76k

dumb-yourit.wav
Lloyd and Harry play an all-out game of their version of tag.

Length
00:22
Filesize
232k

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