Drowning Mona (19 WAVs Found)

dm-blowjob.wav
Marcus Thomas as Jeff Dearly … “You know, B for Bobby and J for Jeff. You know BJ Landscaping.”
Bette Midler as Mona Dearly … “Well, I think JB Landcaping has a ring to it. Besides, you don’t want anyone going around calling you Blow Job Landscaping do ya?”

dm-candymachine.wav
Danny DeVito as Chief Rash … “Tell me something Cubby, you notice anything odd lately?”
Will Ferrell as Cubby … “You mean other than the fact that nobody seems to care about this woman’s death?”
Chief Rash … “Along those lines.”
Cubby … “Hell I’ve seen people more upset with loosing change in a candy machine.”

dm-celebrate.wav
Casey Affleck as Bobby … “It was just a car accident on the road”
Neve Campbell as Ellen … “Well, we gotta celebrate.”

dm-dead.wav
Peter Dobson as Feege … “Ya know Mona Dearly?”
Chief Rash … “What about her?”
Feege … “She was proceeding southbound on route 9 when apparently her vehicle was involved in a 21107.”
Chief Rash … “huh…What?”
Feege … “She drove into the river.” She’s dead!”
Chief Rash … “uhmmm.”

dm-experiment.wav
Ellen … “You’re not gonna tell him about Lucinda, are you?”
Chief Rash … “Of course not. Besides, I experimented a bit when I was your age too.”

dm-half.wav
Jeff … “I get half.”
Bobby … “I know.”
Jeff … “And none of that 50% bullshit!”

dm-hands.wav
Feege … “That Jeff Dearly..”
Paul Ben-Victor as Tony … “What about him?”
Feege … “You gotta hand it to him.”
Feege … “Hey Jeff, what’s your handle.”
Paul Schulze as Jimmy D. … “Hands Up, put your hands up.”

dm-hitme.wav
Man in bar … “You talking to me?”
Lisa Rieffel as Valerie …”Big talk from the big man, big man.”
Man in bar … “Where’s Bobby Calzone when you need him?”
Valerie … “So what ya gonna frigin do, you gonna frigin hit me?”
(sound of a punch)

dm-honest.wav
Jamie Lee Curtis as Rona … “Look, I-I-I have to ask you something and I want you to be honest.”
William Fichtner as Phil Dearly … “Sure. (pause) What?”
Rona … “Did you do it?”
Phil … “Did I do what?”
Rona … “Did you kill her?”
Phil … “How could you ask me that……how could she ask me that!”
Rona … “It looks suspicious, Phil.”
Phil … “It was an accident. It was a stroke of good luck.”
Rona … “Good luck doesn’t happen to people like us. Good luck happens to Madonna
Phil … “No, Tony and Jimmy D said it could have been slippage on the road or something. I don’t know.”

dm-kissass.wav
Jeff … “Yea, you do that you little kiss ass.”
Phil … “Yea make sure you wear them kiss ass shoes too.”
Jeff … “That landscaping kiss ass t-shirt.”
Phil … “I’ll mow your lawn, I’ll trim you hedges and…”
Jeff & Phill together … “I’ll kiss your ass.” 
Jeff … “There he goes…” (making kissing sounds)
Phil … “Yep…Yep look at that, yea a little hesitation before the kiss.”

dm-nine.wav
Bobby … “I’m picking you up tomorrow at nine.”
Jeff … “For what?”
Bobby … “What do you mean for what, for work.”
Jeff … “Nine, God that’s early.”

dm-pay.wav
Jeff … “Yo what is this, you trying to tell me this is what I’m busing my anus for. For 287.5.”
Bobby … “It’s always 287.5”
Jeff … “Mom, he’s totally trying to rip me off.”
Mona … “You holding out on us Calzo.”
Jeff … “Ya where’s the rest of it ya dick.”
Mona … “Looks like he’s wearing it.”
Mona … “Ya nice shoes.”

dm-personality.wav
Chief Rash … “Jeff, did your mother suffer from any medical conditions you might know of?”
Jeff … “I think she had a personality disorder.”

dm-salad.wav
Chief Rash … “Ya know my mother used to say, “Life gives you potatoes, make potato salad’.”
Mona … “Well life handled me a whole pile of shit, what am I suppose to make with that?”
Phil … “Shit salad?”

dm-vote.wav
Mona … “You didn’t vote for me.”
Phil … “Well sorta.”
Mona … “What do you mean sorta? They all say Bobby.”
Phil … “Really?”
Mona … “Phil, you’re my husband. You’re suppose to support me.”
Phil … “Yea but Bobby had really good form though hun.”
Bobby … “Thanks Mr. Dearly.”
Phil … “You’re welcome Bobby.”

dm-vowel.wav
Rona … “Phil, I’ve really been a good sport about all of this. I really have. I’ve really tried to do what you want. You wanted to buy an O so I let you buy a vowel. I did… cause you wanted to buy a vowel so I let you buy an O but that wasn’t good enough. You had to have the free spin. You wanted to have the trip to Acapulco, well you know what, you landed on bankrupt buddy.”

dm-wheelwatcher.wav
Phil … “I’m a wheelwatcher, I’m a wheelwatcher woo. I want it baby. Oh yea yea, come on!”

dm-working.wav
Phil … “Oh Bobby came by to express his loss over our sorry loved one.”
Jeff … “Yea I ain’t working today.”

dm-yellow.wav
Feege … “What do you think? Should I do the yellow apple 6 report or the yellow apple 7?”
Chief Rash … “What’s the difference?”
Feege … “Well the yellow apple 6 involves water.”
Chief Rash … “Well Feege the car is submerged in water. What do you think?”
Feege … “Lets go with the yellow apple 6.”
Chief Rash … “Yea, I think that’s a good idea.”