Con Air (30 WAVs Found)
con-airplane.wav
John Malkovich as Cyrus ‘the virus’ Grissom … “Oh, nothing makes me sader than the agent lost his bladder in the airplane.”
Length
00:09
Filesize
98k
con-bedford.wav
Head Briefing Guard … “That’s William Bedform AKA Billy Bedlam.”
John Cusack as Vince Larkin … “The mass murderer?”
Heaad Briefing Guard … “The same. He caught his wife in bed with another man. Left her alone. Drove four towns over to his wife’s familys house. killed her parents, her brothers her sisters even her dog.”
Length
00:13
Filesize
136k
con-bunny.wav
Cyrus Grissom … “Make a move and the bunny gets it.”
Length
00:02
Filesize
21k
con-bunny2.wav
Nicolas Cage as Cameron Poe … “I said, put the bunny back in the box.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
58k
con-cage.wav
Cameron Poe … “I was just admiring your cage, fits you pretty good.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
59k
con-civilization.wav
Vince Larkin … “The degree of civilzation in a society can be judged by observing its prisioners. Dustrusky said that, after doing a little time.”
Head Briefing Guard … “Fuck You.. Cyrus Grissom said that after putting a bullet in my agent’s head, OK?”
Length
00:11
Filesize
120k
con-clever.wav
Fabieo … “It’s pretty clever, huh bitch?”
{Pause} {Gun Shot}
Fabieo … “Jesus”
Cyrus Grissom … “No, that’s clever.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
64k
con-conair.wav
Cyrus Grissom … “Ladies & Gentleman, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con-Air.”
Length
00:09
Filesize
92k
con-conair2.wav
Cyrus Grissom … “Welcome to Con-Air.”
Length
00:01
Filesize
14k
con-cyrus.wav
Head Briefing Guard … “His name is Cyrus Grissom, AKA Cyrus the virus, 39 years old and 25 of them spent in our institution. But he’s bettered himself inside. Earned 2 degrees including his juris doctrine. He also killed 11 fellow inmates, incited 3 riots and escaped twice.”
Length
00:18
Filesize
191k
con-dea.wav
Jose Zuniga as Agent Sims … “I’m DEA d’you know what the fuck that means?”
David Chappelle (I) as Pinball … “Means you’re the most crooked nigger on this plane.”
Agent Sims … “Shutup.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
45k
con-diamond.wav
Head Briefing Guard … “Nathan Jones AKA Diamond Dog. Former General of the Black Gorillas. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying and I quote ‘They represented the basis to negativity of the white race.’ He wrote a book in prision called ‘Reflections in a Diamond Eye.’ New York Times called it a wake up call for the black community. They’re talking to Denzel for the movie.”
Length
00:21
Filesize
230k
con-druglord.wav
Vince Larkin … “If you can’t trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust huh?”
Length
00:03
Filesize
29k
con-ebonics.wav
Pinball … “I don’t know how to tell you this Cyrus, but we are three white guys short or as they say in ebonics, we be fucked.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
86k
con-flying.wav
Radio Tower … “Gilbert 1, You are not cleared for takeoff.”
Nick Chinlund As William ‘Billy Bedlam’ Bedford … “Nobody on this aircraft gives a flying fuck hahaha Get it, flying fuck hahaha. Takeoff, I’m here all week.”
Length
00:10
Filesize
107k
con-flys.wav
Cyrus Grissom … “And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzing over your rotting corpse.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
81k
con-funny.wav
Cyrus Grissom … “Funny fucker, aren’t ya?”
Length
00:01
Filesize
13k
con-happiness.wav
Steve Buscemi As Garland Greene … “He’s a of fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last pick at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness for that gentleman hurts.”
Length
00:15
Filesize
159k
con-headhat.wav
Garland Greene … “One girl…I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat.”
Length
00:04
Filesize
44k
con-irony.wav
Garland Greene … “Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”
Length
00:11
Filesize
114k
con-manson.wav
Fabieo … “The skinny little man butchered 30 some people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people makes the manson family look like the partridge family.”
Length
00:09
Filesize
99k
con-openup.wav
Guard … “Easy man open up. Oh man it smells like someone shit in your mouth.”
Pinball … “He told me he loved me.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
63k
con-panic.wav
Poe … “You just stay here and don’t panic.”
Man … “It’s easy for you to say. You don’t got it.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
41k
con-pants.wav
Cyrus Grissom … “You fly Johnny?”
Danny Trejo as Johnny ‘Johnny-23’ Baca … “No.”
Cyrus Grissom … “You keep that in mind when you look at her because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane.”
Length
00:09
Filesize
102k
con-passgas.wav
Guard … “If any of you so much as passess gas in my direction if offends my delecate nasal passages. Your testiclas will become my personal property.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
78k
con-pinball.wav
Pinball … “Pinball Punk…..armrobery, arsenist, dope fend. I’m a hell of a nice guy, just got caught.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
63k
con-poster.wav
Vince Larkin … “Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
33k
con-sunsets.wav
Colm Meaney as Duncan Malloy … “Sunsets are beautiful. New born babies are beautiful. This, this is fucking spectatcular.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
49k
con-trust.wav
Cameron Poe … “Sorry boss, but there are only 2 men I trust. One of them is me, the other’s not you.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
70k
con-ugly.wav
Cameron Poe … “I can’t allow that.”
Johnny Baca … “You know what I am?”
Cameron Poe … “Ugly all day?”
Length
00:05
Filesize
48k
