/wav/aol_life.wav aol_life.wav “You, again? Don’t you have a life?”
Length 00:03 Filesize 3k
/wav/aolaho.wav aolaho.wav “I wonder if this guy became an asshole when he got AOL or if he was just born that way.”
Length 00:06 Filesize 32k
/wav/aolblues.wav aolblues.wav A song about AOL’s busy signals.
Length 01:46 Filesize 828k
/wav/aolcaps.wav aolcaps.wav “You may now turn off your caps!”
Length 00:05 Filesize 27k
/wav/aolcyber.wav aolcyber.wav “Attention members — cybersex on AOL is prohibited, so please just go out and get laid.”
Length 00:08 Filesize 87k
/wav/aolfk.wav aolfk.wav “I’m back, I had AOL … “
Length 00:06 Filesize 31k
/wav/aolhug.wav aolhug.wav Song … “I wanna hold you in parenthesis”
Length 00:04 Filesize 78k
/wav/aolparty.wav aolparty.wav Mix of waves about being on AOL put to “Wild Thing” by Tone Loc.
Length 00:18 Filesize 191k
/wav/aolreeks.wav aolreeks.wav “This system has got more bugs than a bait store.”
Length 00:02 Filesize 31k
/wav/aolscrol.wav aolscrol.wav “Quit scrolling!”
/wav/aolsong.wav aolsong.wav Parody of one of the major AOL Outages put to the tune of “The Sign” by Ace of Base.
Length 00:53 Filesize 571k
/wav/awestaol.wav awestaol.wav Adam West … “As a super hero, I use America Online to keep track of my enemys.” Doctor … “Medication time Mr. West.” Adam West … “Aha! My trusty sidekick.”
Length 00:10 Filesize 213k
/wav/gotmail1.wav gotmail1.wav Alternate “You’ve Got Mail”
Length 00:01 Filesize 117k
/wav/gotmail2.wav gotmail2.wav Alternate “You’ve Got Mail … Pattern Baldness”
Length 00:02 Filesize 32k
/wav/gotmail3.wav gotmail3.wav Alternate “There is a message for you.”
Length 00:01 Filesize 12k
/wav/gotmail4.wav gotmail4.wav Alternate by Homer … “The mail! The mail is here!.. Woohoo!”
Length 00:03 Filesize 60k
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