Television

Full Metal Jacket (9 WAVs Found)


fmj-hymn.wav
Marine Corps Hymn

Length
00:31
Filesize
332k

fmj-ilikeyou.wav
R. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman … “Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
37k

fmj-numnuts.wav
Sgt. Hartman … “What is your major malfunction numnuts?

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

fmj-privatecowboy.wav
Sgt. Hartman … “How tall are you, private?”
Arliss Howard as Cowboy … “Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!”
Sgt. Hartman … “Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?”
Cowboy … “Sir, No Sir.”
Sgt. Hartman … “Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you’ve been cheated. Where the hell you from anyway private?”
Cowboy … “Sir, Texas, Sir.”
Sgt. Hartman … “Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don’t look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?”
Cowboy … “Sir, No Sir.”
Sgt. Hartman … “Are you a Peter Pecker?”
Cowboy … “Sir, No Sir.”
Sgt. Hartman … “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I’ll be watching you.”

Length
00:42
Filesize
454k

fmj-pukes.wav
Sgt Hartman … “You are pukes, you’re the lowest form of life on Earth, your not even human fucking being. You are nothing but unorganized grab assing pieces of amphibian shit”

Length
00:11
Filesize
119k

fmj-rifle.wav
Marines … “[Chanting] This is my rifle. [Grabbing their crotches.] This is my gun. This is for fighting, and this is for fun.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
114k

fmj-slimytoad.wav
Sgt. Hartman … “Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?”

Length
00:08
Filesize
88k

fmj-ugly.wav
Sgt. Hartman … “Yer so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
30k

fmj-whatthe.wav
??? … “Hey what the mother Fuck?”

Length
00:01
Filesize
26k

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