Television

American Pie (23 WAVs Found)


apie-aged.wav
Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler’s Mom … “I’ve got some scotch.”
Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch … “Single malt?”
Stifler’s mom … “Aged 18 years, the way I like it.”

Length
00:13
Filesize
139k

apie-antsy.wav
Alyson Hannigan as Michelle … “So, are we gonna screw soon because I’m gettin kinda antsy.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
53k

apie-bandcamp.wav
Michelle … “And one time at band camp….”

Length
00:02
Filesize
376k

apie-blowjob.wav
Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin … “Enough of this blowjob bullshit, I gotta get laid already.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
78k

apie-confidence.wav
Chris Owen (I) as Chuck Sherman … “Confidence is high, repeat confidence is high. Sherman is moving to defcon 2, full strategic arsenal, ready for deployment.”

Length
00:13
Filesize
137k

apie-desensitize.wav
Michelle … “Now, I have two rubbers, wear them both it will desensitize you. I don’t want you cumming so damn early this time.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
148k

apie-duped.wav
Natasha Lyonne as Jessica … “You want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her. That’s how I was duped.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
50k

apie-flute.wav
Michelle … “Oh and this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.”
Jason Biggs as Jim … “Excuse me?”

Length
00:09
Filesize
1615k

apie-fuckers.wav
Eli Marienthal as Stifler’s Younger Brother … “You guys are gonna fuck aren’t ya? Fuckers, Fuckers, Fuckers, Fuckers!!”

Length
00:08
Filesize
170k

apie-getlaid.wav
Kevin … “We must make a stand, here and now. No longer will our penis’s remain flaicid and unused. We will fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid and should be. This is our day…this is our time, and by god, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. We will make a stand, we will succeed, WE WILL GET LAID!”

Length
00:25
Filesize
541k

apie-masturbating.wav
Jim … “I have an announcement that I would like to make. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
117k

apie-milf.wav
John Cho as ‘MILF’ Guy 1 … “Chick’s a milf.”
Justin Isfeld as ‘MILF’ Guy 2 … “What the hell is that?”
‘MILF’Guy 1 … “M I L F – Mom I’d like to fuck!”

Length
00:10
Filesize
111k

apie-name.wav
Michelle … “What’s my name? Say my name bitch!”

Length
00:08
Filesize
90k

apie-paleale.wav
Kevin … “Hey Stifler, how’s the pale ale?”
Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler … “Fuck you!”

Length
00:13
Filesize
135k

apie-photograph.wav
Stifler … “Get some fucking balls. Man, if you don’t have the guts to photograph a naked chick in your house, how the hell are you ever gonna sleep with one?”
Finch … “I don’t like the kid, but he’s got a point Jim.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
199k

apie-questions.wav
Chris Klein as Chris “Oz” Ostreicher … “It was just like that college chick told me. All that you got to do is just ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit.”
Stifler … “I don’t know man, that sounds like a lot of work.”

Length
00:11
Filesize
236k

apie-reattached.wav
Stifler … “I think you need your balls reattached.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
38k

apie-sexualdestiny.wav
Kevin … “Separately we are flawed and vulnerable but together we are masters of our sexual destiny.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
100k

apie-shocker.wav
Tara Reid as Vickie … “Kevin likes it.”
Natasha Lyonne as Jessica … “He likes getting head…gee, what a total shocker.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
50k

apie-suckme.wav
Stifler … “SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!”

Length
00:02
Filesize
47k

apie-surething.wav
Michelle … “Now, I have 2 rubbers…wear them both, it’ll desensitize you. I don’t want you coming so damn early this time.” 
Jim … “What makes you think I would come early?”
Michelle … “Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You’re a sure thing.”
Jim … “Yes, I am.”

Length
00:16
Filesize
344k

apie-thirdbase.wav
Jim … “What exactly does 3rd base feel like?”
Kevin … “You want to take this one?”
Oz … “Like warm apple pie.”

Length
00:10
Filesize
107k

apie-used.wav
Jim … “She’s gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
108k

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