Thanksgiving (23 WAVs Found)
tnks-addamsfamilyvalues.wav
From … Addams Family Values
??? … “This year, we depict, perhaps the most important day in our shared past — the first Thanksgiving!
??? … “A day for maize, the Native American word for corn, a terrific turkey dinner, and brotherhood!”
Length
00:18
Filesize
194k
tnks-allinthefamily.wav
From … All in the Family
Edith … “Ta Da!”
??? … “I’m going to have a leg. Anybody else want a leg?”
Archive … “No legs for me, you never can tell where a bird’s been walked.”
Length
00:15
Filesize
158k
tnks-bewitched.wav
From … Bewitched
Samantha … “Sweetheart, guess who just dropped in! Aunt Clara! Just in time for Thanksgiving Dinner!”
{Long Pause}
Samantha … “Isn’t that wonderful?”
Aunt Clara … “I don’t think he hears you.”
Samantha … “Darren, can you hear me?”
Darren … “No.”
Length
00:28
Filesize
297k
tnks-bewitched2.wav
From … Bewitched
Aunt Clara … “Tabatha, now Aunt Clara will tell you all about the First Thanksgiving. It was a blast. We ate for three days.”
Darren … “You were there?”
Aunt Clara … “Why, yes, of course!”
Length
00:17
Filesize
184k
tnks-bobhope.wav
From … The Bob Hope Show
Bob Hope … “Of course all my relatives will be over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know they will, they are circling over the house now.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
90k
tnks-davidletterman.wav
From … The Late Show with David Letterman
David Letterman … “When you are sitting around the Thanksgiving table, do you actually mean it when you say ‘Mom, can I help you with anything?”
Length
00:12
Filesize
127k
tnks-davidletterman2.wav
From … The Late Show with David Letterman
David Letterman … “Thanksgiving, of course, here in New York City is a little different. After they carve the turkey, they dump the carcass in New Jersey.”
Length
00:10
Filesize
109k
tnks-friends.wav
From … Friends
All the Friends … “Ohhh.. Ohhh… “
Rachel … “Oh, Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
98k
tnks-friends2.wav
From … Friends
Chandler … “Ugg, Turkey! Ugg, giving Thanks! Ugg!”
Phoebe … “Look everyone it’s the spirit of Thanksgiving!”
Length
00:13
Filesize
141k
tnks-friends3.wav
From … Friends
Joey … “It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!”
Length
00:06
Filesize
60k
tnks-jesse.wav
From … Jesse
Jesse … “Oh, and by the way, I make the best damn stuffing in the world, and you’re not going to get any!”
Length
00:06
Filesize
63k
tnks-kingofthehill.wav
From … King of the Hill
Peggy … “Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is — in my opinion — the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out.”
Length
00:11
Filesize
118k
tnks-ohno.wav
??? … “Oh No! It’s Thanksgiving again!”
Length
00:05
Filesize
49k
tnks-pilgrim.wav
Pilgrim … “That’s what makes America great! Neighbor helping neighbor, friend helping friend. It’s not saying what can this colony do for me, it’s saying what can I do for this colony?”
Length
00:10
Filesize
112k
tnks-roseanne.wav
From … Roseanne
Roseanne … “Here I am at five o’ clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
84k
tnks-shootaturkey.wav
Cartoon Pilgrim … “I am going to shoot ye turkey for ye Thanksgiving.”
Length
00:08
Filesize
84k
tnks-simpsons.wav
From … The Simpsons
Bart … “Ah! Cranberry sauce ala Bart.”
Length
00:06
Filesize
63k
tnks-simpsons2.wav
From … The Simpsons
Marge … “I hope you are happy Bart! You ruined Thanksgiving!”
Length
00:08
Filesize
82k
tnks-simpsons3.wav
From … The Simpsons
Homer … “Oh Lord, on this Blessed day, we thank thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.”
{Lots of slurps, burps, and gulps}
Length
00:24
Filesize
262k
tnks-smothersbrothers.wav
From … The Smothers Brothers
Smother 1 … “My brother and I are very thankful for many, many things, and of course I know the story of Thanksgiving. I think we all know the story of Thanksgiving.”
Smother 2 … “Well, share the story of Thanksgiving.”
Smother 1 … “Well, once upon a time, a long time ago, the pilgrims came to American.”
Smother 2 … “And?”
Smother 1 … “That’s about it.”
Length
00:20
Filesize
211k
tnks-that70sshow.wav
From … That 70’s Show
??? … “Hey turkey boy. Want to show me your giblets?”
Length
00:09
Filesize
94k
tnks-turkey.wav
A Turkey Gobbling 66k
Length
00:06
Filesize
65k
tnks-turkey2.wav
A Turkey Gobbling
Length
00:01
Filesize
2k