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Location: Home > Movies > The Road to Wellville (11 WAVs Found)

trtw-bornagain.wav
Anthony Hopkins as Dr. John Harvey Kellogg ... "I do not seek monetary reward, for I am called to a greater glory! Here at the Battle Creek Sanitarium, the spirits soar, the mind is educated, and the bowels... the bowels are born again!"

Length
00:15
Filesize
326k

trtw-boxshit.wav
Roy Brocksmith as Poultney Dab ... "HE'S THROWING BOXES OF SHIT AT THE GUESTS!"

Length
00:03
Filesize
56k

trtw-defecate.wav
Inteviewer ... "Sir, how often should one exonerate one's bowels?"
Dr. Kellogg ... "One should never, ever interrupt one's desire to defecate!"

Length
00:08
Filesize
170k

trtw-embrace.wav
John Neville as Endymion Hart-Jones ... "Enjoy your little nap! I'm off to the warm embrace of my afternoon enema."

Length
00:05
Filesize
110k

trtw-flagpole.wav
Dr. Kellogg ... "I warn you sir! An erection is a flagpole on your grave!"

Length
00:04
Filesize
77k

trtw-laffsong.wav
Ha, Ha, Ha laugh song.

Length
00:39
Filesize
846k

trtw-mygift.wav
Dr. Kellogg ... "Sir, corn is the injuns gift to the new world, and the corn flake is my gift to the entire world."

Length
00:06
Filesize
135k

trtw-sausage.wav
Dr. Kellogg ... "What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis! Eat it and die!"

Length
00:09
Filesize
194k

trtw-sexwaste.wav
Dr. Kellogg ... "Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, sir! Any use of the sexual act other than procreation, is a waste of vital energy!"

Length
00:08
Filesize
166k

trtw-silentkill.wav
Dr. Kellogg ... "Masturbation is the silent killer of the night! The vilest sin of self-pollution!!"

Length
00:06
Filesize
123k

trtw-yogurt.wav
Dr. Kellogg ... "Take Mr. Lightbody immediately to the yogurt room and give him fifteen gallons!"
Matthew Broderick as William Lightbody ... "Oh no, no, I can't eat 15 gallons of yogurt!"
Dr. Kellogg ... "Oh, it's not going in THAT end, Mr. Lightbody!"

Length
00:10
Filesize
204k


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