Armageddon (20 WAVs Found)
agd-911.wav
Male voice … “Somebody dial 911!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
16k
agd-backup.wav
Bruce Willis as Harry S. Stamper … “You telling me you don’t have a backup plan? That these eight Boy Scouts right here, that is the world’s hope? That’s what you’re telling me?”
Billy Bob Thornton as Dan Truman … “Yeah.”
Harry … “Oh Jesus! Dammit!”
Length
00:10
Filesize
66k
agd-brains.wav
Steve Buscemi as Rockhound … “Look, you wanna compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22, chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money’s good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives, OK?”
Length
00:18
Filesize
178k
agd-cyclops.wav
Rockhound … “Ok, Cyclops lady is startin’ to bug me.”
Length
00:02
Filesize
14k
agd-everything.wav
Rockhound … “God, I hate knowing everything!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
16k
agd-feeling.wav
Harry … “How ya feeling?”
Ben Affleck as A.J. Frost … “Ah, good, you know, I mean considering I’ve never been this scared in my entire life.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
48k
agd-fivewords.wav
Harry … “A.J., I got just five words for ya – Damn glad to see ya boy!”
A.J. … “That’s six words!”
Length
00:07
Filesize
47k
agd-global.wav
Truman … “It’s what we call a global killer. The end of mankind. Doesn’t matter where it hits, nothing would survive, not even bacteria.”
Length
00:09
Filesize
63k
agd-horror.wav
Rockhound … “Guess what guys! It’s time to embrace the horror! Look, we got front-row tickets to the end of the earth!”
Length
00:07
Filesize
44k
agd-hug.wav
Michael Duncan as Jayotis “Bear” Kurleenbear (as Michael Clarke Duncan) … “I am not crazy! I’m just a little emotional right now, ok? Ya’ll throwing all this stuff at me, man! Look, I mean, after this is over, can I like get a hug from you or somethin?”
Length
00:09
Filesize
62k
agd-job.wav
Harry … “You know A.J., there’s not a job on the planet that I’d want you to work with me on.”
Length
00:05
Filesize
32k
agd-peace.wav
Harry … “Make your peace with God, A.J.!”
Length
00:02
Filesize
15k
agd-pisspoor.wav
Truman … “You said we did a bad job of putting it together?”
Harry … “No, I said you did a piss-poor job of putting it together!”
Length
00:05
Filesize
34k
agd-real.wav
Truman … “Well, actually, this is as real as it gets.”
Length
00:03
Filesize
17k
agd-retards.wav
Keith David (I) as General Kimsey … “We spend two hundred and fifty billion dollars a year on defense, and here we are, the fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun!”
Length
00:09
Filesize
60k
agd-save.wav
Harry … “The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?”
Length
00:06
Filesize
41k
agd-sky.wav
Truman … “Well, our object collision budget’s a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon sir, but it’s a big-ass sky.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
47k
agd-tampax.wav
Liv Tyler as Grace Stamper … “The first time I got my period Rock had to take me into Taipei for Tampax and then he had to show me how to use ’em, Harry!”
Rockhound …”Oh! Uh, no, I told her how to use them, I didn’t show her, Harry!”
Length
00:13
Filesize
91k
agd-taxes.wav
Harry … “Yeah, one more thing, umm… None of them wanna pay taxes again… Ever.”
Length
00:13
Filesize
88k
agd-wife.wav
John Mahon (I) as Karl … “I want to name her Dottie, after my wife. She’s a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.”
Length
00:07
Filesize
45k
