Television

Jerry Maguire (63 WAVs Found)


jm-allyou.wav
Kelly Preston as Avery Bishop … “It’s all about you, isn’t it? Soothe ME! Save ME! Love ME!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

jm-alone.wav
Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire … “That, ah, lone thing…is not my specialty.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
35k

jm-another.wav
Avery … “If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I would do it.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
54k

jm-boohoo.wav
Cuba Gooding Jr. as Rod Tidwell … “Well, boo-f**king-hoo!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
30k

jm-cereal.wav
Jerry … “Oh, no, thanks. We bottom feeders prefer cereal first.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
37k

jm-complete.wav
Jerry … “I love you. You complete me.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
66k

jm-crydate.wav
Bonnie Hunt as Laurel Boyd … “Don’t cry at the beginning of a date — cry at the end, like I do.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
35k

jm-didyouknow.wav
Jonathan Lipnicki as Ray Boyd … “Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?”
Jerry … “Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?”
Ray … “Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?”

Length
00:14
Filesize
108k

jm-dontpanic.wav
Jerry … “When you think about what you did back there don’t … don’t panic.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
35k

jm-empty.wav
Jared Jussim as Dicky Fox … “If this is empty, this doesn’t matter.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

jm-everything.wav
Jerry … “You know, I don’t think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

jm-fair.wav
Rod … “You have got to be fair to her. If you don’t love her, you’ve got to tell her.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
48k

jm-flipout.wav
Jerry … “Well, don’t worry, don’t’ worry. I’m not going to do what you all think I’m going to do, which is FLIP OUT!”

Length
00:09
Filesize
94k

jm-freaked.wav
Jay Mohr as Bob Sugar … “I don’t want to say he was drug induced or whatever, but the fact is the guy just completely f**king freaked out.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

jm-getpast.wav
Bob Sugar … “Could you get past yourself for a second? Jesus!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
27k

jm-gladtalk.wav
Jerry … “I’m glad we had this talk.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
15k

jm-goingon.wav
Ren?Zellweger as Dorothy Boyd … “Sometimes, I can’t tell at all what’s going on in that head of yours.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

jm-greatday.wav
Dicky Fox … “I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say ‘This is going to be a great day!’ “

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

jm-hadmeathello.wav
Dorothy … “Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
48k

jm-hangball.wav
Copy Guy … “That’s how you become great man. Hang your balls out there.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
39k

jm-hardwork.wav
Dorothy … “But maybe, love shouldn’t be such hard work.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
33k

jm-hearttell.wav
Jerry … “I’m going to make this decision easy for you, okay? Just what does your heart tell you?”

Length
00:05
Filesize
48k

jm-hepburn.wav
Jerry … “Wow! That’s more than a dress…its a Audrey Hepburn movie.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
39k

jm-hootie.wav
Kid … “Excuse me…”
Rod … “Hey, what’s happening?”
Kid … “Are you a Hootie?”
Rod … “No..I am not Hootie. Mofo.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
66k

jm-humanhead.wav
Ray … “The human head weighs eight pounds.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
37k

jm-imsaying.wav
Rod … “I hear that you hear what I’m saying…but do you truly hear what I’m saying?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
41k

jm-incapable.wav
Regina King as Marcee Tidwell … “This is humiliating, I’m pregnant, and I’m incapable of bullshit.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
36k

jm-insults.wav
Dorothy … “I’m sorry, but I’m not as good with the insults as she is.”
Marcee … “No, that was pretty good.”
Rod … “No shit.”

Length
00:05
Filesize
54k

jm-interest.wav
Laurel … “This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
31k

jm-kidtech.wav
Todd Louiso as Chad The Nanny … “Nanny? I prefer ‘child technician.’ “

Length
00:03
Filesize
34k

jm-killyou.wav
Laurel … “You fuck this up, I’ll kill you.”

Length
00:01
Filesize
15k

jm-letulive.wav
Tyson … “Go mofo!”
Marcee … “Uh-uh. Come here, come here. Why don’t you be the first man in your family not to use that word, then we’ll let you live.”

Length
00:12
Filesize
130k

jm-likeme.wav
Dorothy … “I’ve got this great guy and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
84k

jm-listens.wav
Laurel … “I’m losing the only person who listens to me, and you only listen to me partially.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

jm-livehere.wav
Dorothy … “I think you should not come in, or come in. Depending on how you feel.”
Jerry … “It’s up to you.”
Dorothy … “No, I have to go in, I live here.”

Length
00:20
Filesize
212k

jm-lostbull.wav
Jerry … “I had lost the ability to bullshit.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
25k

jm-makeday.wav
Dorothy … “I’m sure that would just make your day, huh?”

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

jm-makesme.wav
Rod … “To hear you say that, makes me love you baby!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
32k

jm-manheis.wav
Dorothy … “I love him for the..for the man he wants to be and I love him for the man he almost is!”

Length
00:07
Filesize
76k

jm-miracles.wav
Rod … “I am a valuable commodity. I go across the middle. I see a dude coming at me…trying to kill me! I say ‘Get killed…catch the ball’ Boo-yah! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!”

Length
00:12
Filesize
93k

jm-moment.wav
Jerry … “This moment will the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this god forsaken business and we will do it together.”

Length
00:13
Filesize
135k

jm-money1.wav
Jerry … “Yeah, w-what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you.”
Rod … “It’s a very personal, very important thing. Hell…its our family motto. Are you ready Jerry?”
Jerry … “I’m ready.”
Rod … “Just want to make sure you’re ready, brother. Cuz here it is — Show me the money!”

Length
00:19
Filesize
150k

jm-money2.wav
Rod … “I love the black man!”
Jerry … “I LOVE THE BLACK MAN! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
42k

jm-money3.wav
Rod … “I love black people!”
Jerry … “I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!”

Length
00:03
Filesize
26k

jm-mrblack.wav
Jerry … “He said I don’t know what it’s like to be a black person? I’m MR. black people!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
42k

jm-neverbetter.wav
Avery … “DONT .. EVER .. STOP .. FUCKING .. ME .. NEVER … BETTER.”

Length
00:20
Filesize
218k

jm-nitemare.wav
Jerry … “Yes, jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
25k

jm-notrest.wav
Jerry … “I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during a super bowl game you are winning.”

Length
00:09
Filesize
98k

jm-notshow.wav
Bob Sugar … “It’s not show friends, it’s show business.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
26k

jm-oak.wav
Jerry O’Connell as Frank Cushman … “You know I don’t do contracts. But what you do have is my word. And it’s stronger than oak.”

Length
00:06
Filesize
65k

jm-personal.wav
Dicky Fox … “The key to this business is personal relationships.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
46k

jm-remove.wav
Marcee … “And say what? Please remove your dick from my ass?”

Length
00:03
Filesize
31k

jm-ridofme.wav
Jerry … “I’m not going to let you get rid of me.”

Length
00:02
Filesize
24k

jm-roll.wav
Dicky Fox … “Roll with the punches. Tomorrow is another day.”

Length
00:04
Filesize
44k

jm-shoplift.wav
Rod … “A real man wouldn’t shoplift the pootie from a single mother.”
Jerry … “I didn’t shoplift the pootie — alright, I shoplifted the pootie.”

Length
00:12
Filesize
127k

jm-sleep.wav
Jerry …”We’ll see you all again, sleep tight.”

Length
00:03
Filesize
31k

jm-staycalm.wav
Marcee … “You have to tell me something! I cannot stay calm, I am freakin here!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
38k

jm-talking.wav
Rod … “See, that’s the difference between us. You think we’re fightin’, and I think we’re finally talkin’!”

Length
00:05
Filesize
56k

jm-thinthread.wav
Rod … “Wait, wait, wait, I’m sorry. You are hanging on by a very thin thread.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
73k

jm-thissome.wav
Rod … “This is some bullshit!”

Length
00:01
Filesize
15k

jm-three.wav
Dorothy … “I’ve had three lovers in FOUR years!”
Laurel … “That’s not bad.”
Dorothy … “And all of them were a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.”

Length
00:08
Filesize
88k

jm-whomofo.wav
Rod … “Who’s your motherfucker, Jerry?”
Jerry … “YOU MY MOTHERFUCKER!”

Length
00:04
Filesize
43k

jm-wrongmom.wav
Ray … “What’s wrong, mom?”
Dorothy … “First class is what’s wrong. Before it was a better meal, now it’s a better life.”

Length
00:07
Filesize
80k

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